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Confront them face-to-face and explain why I'm angry?
Oh, I-I got one. I got one.
with your roast master Glenn Quagmire.
What an idiot! He actually believed me!
What was that?
but I've kind of been looking for a new group of friends.
Wow. Ah, hey, listen, man...
Peter moves his lips while he's reading, 'cause he's trying to eat the book.
What the hell are you doing?
Lucille Ball was back there with us, and I saw her smoking a Cuban.
Oh, no, it's not a perfect day.
Good day.
Shut up! Why aren't you asleep? Why isn't he asleep?
You mean like a slice of turkey,
Ooh, what does that green button on the far panel do?
Ugh, have you guys seen the new Jessica Biel movie?
Hey, Cleveland, how tall are you?
Brian was the worst one.
Excuse me. Can I please have another no-foam latte?
Yeah, we ain't spoke in a week.
What are you talking about? You want to have a roast?
Peter, you're loud, you can't hold down a job, and you got high blood pressure.
Joe, I'd tell you to take your seat, but I'd be about 15 years too late.
And what is that hair color? Creamy French Dressing?
I know fee Fi fo fum right
He hit on me at your wedding.
But did you put the ice cream where the guy said?
My name is Peter, too...!
And then she cried.