Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm just gabbing with the girls.

Now let me just pay the busboy and we can get out of here.

Two chair jokes in the same monologue. Sloppy.

I'm hiding from the zoo. They want me to have a baby.

Wait, you mean Comedy Central didn't invent those? No.

Like those two bearded dwarves walking across the street there.

Hey, buddy, want to get high?

Peter's got a small penis, but, hey, nothing grows in the shade.

with his tallywhacker behind the snack shack.

Peter gave me a beer that tasted funny, and when I woke up,

Hi, I'm Professor Comedy.

Wh-What is "this"?

Besides, I got to get this little man in the tub.

so she knew it was actually happening.

I don't know, I-I don't seem to fit in anywhere.

Lift with the legs, right fellas?

Hey! You requesting a song or ordering some sliced meat?

Man, look at these people. They don't breathe.

I know. "Fee-Fi-fo-fum!" Right?

N-Not really. But they invented comedy.

from the Chinese wedding next door,

Hello? Peter, where are you?

You know what, hold on. I'll just ask your teenage daughter.

with this guy she met a few nights ago.

Yeah, it was supposed to be fun, but it was humiliating.

That's what a rooster says, not a wolf!

I'm your conscience , remember.

Hey, it's cool you got the keys to the school,

Ah! I knew he didn't understand the plan!

2 x 3 x 13 x 73 = 5694

"Cock-a-doodle-doo" is a passion project I'd been mulling over for years,

They are making fun of me behind my back.

Um, her dumper?

I don't know anything you don't.

Well, I think I speak for all of us when I say