Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wait, i-is that the same Number Six that had sex with Dr. Baltar?

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Lois tried to give CPR to a kid at a wedding once, and when she knelt down,

and when Family Guy gave me the opportunity to shoot it,

Peter, Lois is your wife. You should be defending her,

I've been thinking.

On account of my buddies all being nasty sons of bitches,

* Out on the streets *

Oh, dear. What did they say?

He doesn't look that much like me.

* Just give it time *

Lois, you were right. Those women were talking about me.

You said we were having Italian?

Oh, that's easy. Her daughter Emily is a competitive diver.

You asked them to make fun of you.

I have a beautiful voice

Peter's so ugly, he couldn't get raped in our holding cell down at the station.

If it doesn't go perfectly, she'll be crushed.

and maybe a gross microwaved sandwich.

Me: WOLFS DON'T SAY THAT! Wolf:

Peter, I'm your conscience, Jiminy Cricket.

Well, what about funny news? Did they invent that?

You got it, mister.

I think she meant me.

Did you gals hear about Allie Gallagher?

Damn it, Lois, you stepped on my punch line!

Ladies and gentlemen and people who have wandered in

Look, the thing is, me and my new girlfriends,

We could turn to channel 875 and watch Conan.

* But where are those good old-fashioned values *

and let you guys talk about whatever you're gonna talk about.

Maybe I'm just not meant to find a new group of friends.

Oh, yeah, it cracks up the ladies.

Geez, I'm going, like, 95.

What should we do? Oh, I got a few ideas.

Oh, we're gonna ruin so many people's evenings!

* Laugh and cry *