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how much I had to kiss Mrs. Rodriguez's butt
Hey, you won.
A puppet theater.
You wouldn't want to bite into one of those cherry squirty ones
Well, and, and...
Now all we got to do is get that jazzercise sticker off your car.
So, we're gonna need food, decorations and games.
I didn't win.
Angry footsteps.
(chuckles)
about how things work in my house, okay?
Historically, yes.
What function did you think this would perform exactly?
in Emme's kindergarten class.
really eat the ghost pepper if you lost.
you know, I would be freaking out at work all the time
Hold on a second.
It's happening.
Big win for the captain. (laughs)
Aah! Okay. I knew you were gonna do that!
Thanks, Daddy. Aww. (chuckles)
I did do that, though. Yeah, you did.
It's too much work!
If we could just... No!
You know what Andi told me last night?
in the kids' cubbies.
Alicia!
the Teacher Appreciation gift,
What was that?
(laughs) Now, we have a reason to party. Hmm.
What would a captain do?
a fake steering wheel in the backseat
You know what? I don't think anybody