Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And that's why you never do stuff without asking your wife.

(Snaps Fingers)

I told her that you kissed her butt

I'll munch a spider right now.

Oh, whoa, hold on, that's unfair.

Well, I'm thinking I'm gonna transfer Emme

you're above all that.

I'm gonna sneak a couple extra cookies in your cubby.

How hot is this thing? It's pretty hot.

Not me. After years of being a stay-at-home dad to two girls,

I've organized '80s Day,

I don't need you

Now we're making progress.

But it's never-ending.

Yeah. Take it out on Markowitz. Bye, honey. Love you.

through the Straits of Forgiveness, some day,

but you just hopped into your little tugboat

Why would I do that?

Oh, good, it gets worse.

blowing up the balloons.

Okay, I'm out of here.

I don't see any commitment.

But you're gonna be eating that pepper,

When Teacher Resentment Day comes along,

I steer the parenting boat.

as captain of the parenting ship.