Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I got you a John Grisham novel and a funny little coffee mug.

Oh, fine. He gave me a check for $ 10,000 to give to the charity of my choice.

Oh. That's no good. You don't want your dad to die

Or did you want me to be the only one who didn't have one?

- Moron. - Hello.

And don't you dare intercut this with footage of me freaking out.

say, an actor, or you in a wig,

Or what? You'll do twice as much work as a doctor for half the pay?

So do you go to school nearby?

And now I've gotta catch this flight... No, no, you can't go.

you'll be the new black sheep or... I'm sorry, that's offensive. Black swan.

You forget my birthday.

I guess the lesson here is that I sometimes use guilt as a weapon.

You're under arrest, I'm an undercover cop.

What does that mean?

I set out to take revenge on Jeff Winger,