Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know what, as you can see, the mayor is very busy.

- God. - (RINGING CONTINUES)

It looks like fission scorch.

This is not helpful for me.

There are no other people. He's the only applicant.

HOLTZMANN: Guys, you all have your sidearms.

- Yeah, I saw it. - (BANGING)

(SIGHS) All right. Well, we know it's down here somewhere.

The mayor needs a word, ladies.

(IMITATES EXPLOSION)

And pestered into the ground until their bloody, pulpy bodies are nothing but meat.

Well, he can't see it.

Privately, so don't tell anyone.

years of hard work.

That's a weird move.

Abby was the only person who believed me.

I can take you down when the damned get wild

It's actually a perfect time.

- Holtzmann! - Ready?

- You want to see them? - ABBY: Now is your moment.

just staring at me.

We just have to go upstairs and ask for more money.

PATTY: Sweetie! HOLTZMANN: Two...

- You know... - Oh, awards are massively important.

THIS IS THE LAST FACE… YOU EVER SEEN.

- Uh... - Their science department

(NECK CRACKLING)

MAYOR BRADLEY: Here's the essence of the deal.

It's the last line of defense betwixt the worlds of the living and the dead.

I don't think his hips move at all.

Thought it'd be something more Australian like Jack-O or Dave-O or Rob-O.

Oh, Garret, you idiot.

He's using the devices to charge the ley lines.

There's a Smartin Christ here to see you.

The US government doesn't need the help of hobbyists, okay?

- Erin, sweetheart. Hi. - Hello, Phil.

No. I think both of us pretty much feel you have enough stuck up your butt.

Holtzy! I got you!

Look, it was a very long time ago,

- Yeah. - HOLTZMANN: Yeah, we gotta get out there.

- (WHOOPS) - (MUSIC PLAYING)

Has got you going crazy

We made magic today, and that's all I got to say. I'm Holtzmann.

Um, she's here to see you in the booth.

- Yeah, he probably dances real sexy. - Uh...

HOLTZMANN: Oh, that? Oh, that's going real smooth.

- Yep. - ...legit feels like.

- He won't notice. - No.

You are just a bundle of joy, ain't ya?

- Hi. - PATTY: Fourth Cataclysm.

I can't. It won't work anymore.

was it the four women who refer to themselves as Ghostbusters

We were right! We weren't crazy!

And then we sat down, and he was behind me,

All right. Good gag.

and giving us an even larger scale event.

(SIGHS) Your work is more cerebral than I expected.

I did detect a heavy ionization discharge.

- Way to go, Kev. - Yeah.

Yes, no, I was saying it'd be dumb not to go after awards,

1 last thing don't cross the streams

I can't do them with just one hearse.

PATTY: Yo, was Thanksgiving like Halloween back in the 1920s?

Look at this beauty!

God! These phonies!

Wait a minute. What did you do to my uncle's hearse?

FEMALE REPORTER: We also spoke with the Dean of the Kenneth P. Higgins Institute.

- Bye, Patty! - (GROANS)

- Hell yeah! - (LAUGHS)

It's about the journey.

HOLTZMANN: Abby, I'll make some adjustments.

- PATTY: No, in the portal. - Ah, huh...

Never had anybody actually put their face down close to the machine.

- What? Why? - It's too much power.

- portable, wearable for maximum flexibility. - Wow.

But, after repeatedly hearing strange sounds,

And to love is what you have shown me.

The beam would shoot back into your body, and each atom will implode.

A local team of paranormal investigators released a video of a proclaimed ghost.

That's how you clean up hydrochloric.

Erin, doing great. Abby, doing great.

(PANICKED SHOUTING)

Your country thanks you.

You get an I hate you gif And you get an I hate you gif

I kissed a couple of angels but it wasn't much fun

You just stood there during the most humiliating moment of my life.

- Wow, you really got me. - ABBY: You know what?

Did you guys lose your keys?

De Blasio advised NY to carry on life as usual...sound familiar? Never compare me to the jaws mayor. Never!

And on the negative side, we experience the most painful death conceivable of all time.

Kevin, come inside! Kevin. Kevin, come inside! Kevin.

seemed like a great idea,

Big hall. Big hall. Big hall!

Oh, I definitely should have worked out more.

Let Holtzmann check. She likes that type of stuff.

You know, up above us was the old New York prison.

- Open the box! - And one. Okay!

- Yes. I saw that. - Did you see that?

'Cause this ain't funny, man. Yo! For real!

Abby, is that comfortable?

I'm in a hide and seek tournament and we are in the semis

It's only dangerous to ghosts.

They were turned inside out.

ABBY: God, no. Poor guy.

(CLEARS THROAT) Thanks for stopping by.

(CANDLESTICK CLATTERS)

That book is a whole new revenue stream for me.

Just give it a punch, it's motion-activated.

It's not terrible at all.

The equipment on top of that is basically a nuclear reactor.

- Jesus. - ABBY: Wow. Soiling.

That's my mother's color. I don't want to see that on anyone's head.

(GHOSTS CACKLING)

No, no. My studio is in SoHo. This is more of a gallery.

Get out of here!

So, we need to get the information out there that the incident at the concert was a hoax.

We put a ghost in a box!

Booking travel too fast

It's ridiculous. Let's get Kevin.

- It's not fun. - All right.

Look at... Bogus equipment? You know what?

Nothing's gonna stop me!

and we made a vase.

Other than that, I feel like we keep a very low profile.

We got to be prepared.

And that's what friends are for.

(RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT BY DEBARGE PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

Erin, we're sorry that you lost your job.

Now you will be the bully.

ERIN: Is that for us?

that's not gonna happen.

laborers, such as yourself, will be among the last led to the butchery.

It's because of stuff like this that makes it impossible for us to do our real work.

These guys are the reason you got fired.

- Pull it out. - Oh.

...with the government trying to claim the event wasn't supernatural,

He was a ghost in that, too!

We're talking about relocating.

Asher having to take his medicine

Abigail continues her passion for the study of the paranormal

You guys put all that gooey stuff on the floor.

- Um... - What?

But don't forget you're gonna

because Holtzmann and I are really busy here

Fingers crossed.

Can you tell us what it's like to walk around in those shoes all day?

Sir, those are actual ghosts flying around!

PATTY: That's the dude I saw! I'm telling you, that's him!

ERIN: This is so good. We have to celebrate.

I mean, it's, like, coincidence, huh?

We are gonna have to make the public believe

- (ROARS) - (GASPING)

No one's being killed here, right?

No ghosts allowed.

where Ms. Gilbert used to teach.

That's Ghostbusters, baby!

So it's tandem parachuting. So you'd be with an instructor.

- (SCREECHING) - Gotcha. (GASPS)

- Para... - ...normal...

You want to see it?

- in a sad grab for fame. - It's fine.

And they fed her...

She'll ask you to write a book, and then she'll squash your dreams.

Who are you? Who are these people?

Till she dislocated her jaw and ecto-projected all over you.

Gertrude Aldridge.

- Here you go. - Thank you.