Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How dare you speak that name?
Um, so look, the truth is...
Wait, are you just pretending so it'll be less awkward?
But here's the problem. You've tormented me so much that I am now immune to it.
Look where you're slapping. That's important.
But it's no big deal. I prefer being alone. I really do.
...right in his stupid face. Can you teach me that?
...half a tiger?
So I did the only thing that I could think to do.
It's a poignant parable whose message is if you love someone, set them free.
Put these three virtues together...
Georgio Arms-Are-Not- The-Same-Lengthy?
- It really just happened - Oh, yes, it did
The way that you just got slapped
First you must meet White Flower, the second master, who will teach you strength.
Wait, how did you...?
At least there's no tiger.
I need someone to teach me how to slap my friend just, like, really hard...
No, like I said, 10, 15 minutes.
Ah! Ah.
Excuse me. Do you know where I can find White Flower?
Actually, right near the Slapping Tree.
Cleveland has a lot to offer.
Also, I'm sorry, but I retired from teaching long ago.
TED: Oh, sorry, kids.
He was dying right before my eyes.