Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I hadn't learned accuracy and so I couldn't control it.
I'm assuming there's no Mrs. The Calligrapher.
Because of the tragedy, I never got to finish my training. I never learned accuracy.
Barney, I'm well aware that you've developed a resistance...
What the?
- I'm sorry, just it's not exactly Voldemort. - Bro.
Slap this tree.
You know what tie goes with that suit? The tie at the top of a Hefty bag.
You got lucky, Eriksen.
You have shown great slaptitude, young one.
Why Cleveland?
The trick to accuracy is to, like, try to be really accurate, okay?
It even inspired a popular Chinese children's book.
None of us noticed you were stuck in Shanghai for a year?
Slap me.
For your stupid face.
It's as if my face, my psyche, my soul were covered in that numbing cream...
The fabled Slapping Tree of Gongqing Forest.
Relax, I'm not gonna slap you right now.
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I'm not even gonna... Just, whatever.
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