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What do you think of that, folks?
Yeah. Boys.
When there's a battle on a gently-moving river, you'II want me.
and I am not finding another dry cleaner.
Well, you just think you know everything, don't you?
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Put five cents in the hat.
Wow, did you just break up with Cheryl Tiegs?
I'm sorry. I'II do anything, please!
If she says anything positive, move along.
Well, good Iuck.
Mmm-hmm. And when did I tell you?
(SIGHS) You can say that again.
(LAUGHS)
I want those sweetes Zazoo condoms fun sexy safe
-You okay? -Yep.
Look at the man on the unicycle with a parrot on his shoulder.
I'm thinking about getting my pilot's Iicense.
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Well, sure, I... Wait, who's the fourth?
(BABY MET PŁACZ)
Hey, would you mind if I asked for your number?
How about we go on an actual date?
That's where it's gotten.
Lucky there 's a man who positively can do
Listen, Washee-Washee, that's my shirt, and I ain't Ieaving here without it.
-Highlights! -Okay.
Okay, it's not my shirt.
Look at the man on the unicycle.
I knew it!
Well, it was still smaller than that thing you had on your Iip for three years.
Oh, hey, John. I Iike your work... Not!
So, what's the point?
If you never find Iove, then it's just meaningless sex.
Well, I had a third one, but it got ruined at that wine tasting