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Don't Iook, don't Iook! I spilled something.
Look, what's the first thing you say to a woman when you meet her?
Hey, Iisten, you know, I've had such a great time hanging out with you,
(GROANS) What the hell? What's the matter with you?
HADOUKEN!!!!
Mort, how many times you been Iaid since your wife died?
Denise, wait...
-I don't want you in here! -Too bad. Here's my class receipt.
#ы #ф #о #н
and I thought I'd just drop by and say hi.
You stop make bing-bong! Every bing-bong two cent!
My wife wants to invite you over for dinner.
But there's a Iot of potential here.
Well, it seems we're at an impasse.
I mean, he was very nice about it.
AII right, I'm a hot chick in a club. What do you say to me?
Hey, Cheryl, get your fat ass over here before I dump you.
(SNARLING)
Peter, I need you to pick up the dry cleaning.
Relax, baby.
Didn't I tell you? 'Cause I told you.
What the hell, man?
#ώ #ς #ή #χ
You obviously have no respect for either of us.
Got three sides man. It’s a fuh ing triangle! But prove it to me. Just look at it, man! We got a squared b squared and motherfuh ing c squared up in that bit! Why? Just look at this thing! It’s a fuh king triangle! Prove it’s a triangle then. Oh, I’ll fuh ing prove. It’s a triangle, alright? Ah—
Take off shirt!
Oh, that's nice.
AII right, I'm going inside.
-Oh, okay. -Yeah.
(Hans pounding the door) Give me your iPad, it’s night time! No!
I don't think he's got the Ieverage to Rita Wilson her around town anymore.
HADOUKEN!!!!
Go or I call the FBI! Don't you dare call the FBI!
You're not attractive, but I'II do you as a favor.
The Mr. Sulu Show!
So, you're from Greece? I've always wanted to go there. What's it Iike?
I'm trying to read!
I'd Iike to treat the four of us to dinner.
QUAGMIRE: Where is he? Where's that son of a bitch?
Guy Iooks Iike a million bucks, all green and wrinkly, right?
Number 32.
Oh, wait, now they're telling me they do want to show it.