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Sorry. The only girl I could ever want is right over there.
Like Vance, it is smooth, cool, and oh so sophisticated.
I'll just stick with my beer.
- (CHANTING) Homer! Homer! Homer! - BOTH: (CHANTING) Homer! Homer!
(HOMER AND LENNY GRUNTING)
(IN HIGH VOICE) "It sure is, Albert."
Dad, we think the sauce had it all wrong.
How you doing, Dad?
(CLEARS THROAT) Right. Listen, Homer.
I'd be the one getting thrown up in the air right now.
(LOUDL Y) There are many reasons why I...
(HORN BELLOWING)
A girl like you could never land a Homer Simpson.
Would you read To Kill a Mockingbird for me?
(MICROPHONE WHISTLING)
we sent three mathletes to the state finals.
Hey, what if we got everyone to vote for him as a joke and he won?
(SIGHS) Homer Simpson.
Son, you'll be working in sector 6F!
2 x 7 x 11 x 29 = 4466
Dad, do you think I could be elected class president?
Is that why you brought me here, spirits?
Mr. President, we need a class song, a class motto, and a class mascot!
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