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(HOMER HUMS HAPPILY)
- Sir, we could start him off in Sector 7G. - 7G?
He's not crying. And he's not known for clowning.
Nobody's ever asked me to use my head brain before.
Aha!
A simpler time when the only thing we worried about
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
(WHISTLING)
frequent flyer silver cardholder, and legendary 20% tipper,
(SCOFFS) Virgin. What are you? A girl?
I'd be the one with the big mansion, and the color TVs, and the hot wife!
(SOFTLY) About how we give each other haircuts?
I'm class president.
(ALL CHEERING)
But with a bad enough recommendation from you, we can stay here and party.
I want to live in the sauce!
and it's Carnegie Mellon University for the both of you!
- There it is! - The ballot box?
As a rational skeptic, I find that hard to believe.
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