Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The guy owns a few local businesses and everyone treats him like he's God!

Stanley! Stanley! Stanley! Stanley! Stanley!"

Marge, the way I feel about you is as real and lasting as my hairline.

(CHUCKLES) But they're nothing compared to meeting you.

The true results of this election must never be known.

where the beef spells out the date of your death.

- Homie, please come inside? - Okay.

because he wouldn't have gotten together with Mom, his one true love.

My name is Homer Simpson.

- He looks happy. - Tears of a clown.

The girl at the airport upgraded my car. Tonight, I wonder just where you are.

LUIGl: (IN ITALIAN ACCENT) You could know if you dared.

(GASPS) Homer Simpson.

If you could live in the sauce, don't you think I would live in the sauce?

Your father's just jealous because Vance was our class president in high school.

Huh? Who said that?

- ALL: Yeah! - Yeah, you should be proud.

- May I have this dance? - Only if it lasts forever.

Hot dog! Say, how would you like to work for me?

- Lenny, wake up! - Finally you return my shovel!

If you could live in the sauce don't you think I would live in the sauce?

(SINGING) The Simpsons

(MUFFLED SCREAM)

So if you want to build on that, vote for me,

And the taking of a life is murder! And the punishment for murder is...

Thank you, Homer.

Our parents want us to go to college.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna sit under that tree

Look who thinks he's smarter than sauce.