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It's like bringing Richard Nixon to the Watergate,
and managing the affairs of the Wayne Foundation!
But I'm not sorry I rigged that election.
He would've married Mom and worked for Mr. Burns.
I would've been a winner!
What about Sunday?
Wait a minute. You're not in our foursome.
(GULPING)
(GASPS) Here comes Vance!
A lot of great things have happened to me lately.
That's not why I'm here. Get dressed!
It would've been a push.
Ladies, I've seen him up close. And, yes, his eyes are that green.
## [ Whistles ]
Also as a vegetarian, I hope there's not meat in that sauce.
You're all gonna try to convince me that my life is great just like it is, right?
(BART LAUGHS)
- How about Italian? - God, no!
I've never heard a speech so bad. Ten days detention!
Yeah. I can actually see your hands. They're not just a blur.
Exception that proves the rule. If losers like me know one thing,
LISA: Vance Connor. HOMER: D'oh!
(LENNY SHRIEKS)
(BOTH GASP)
"ALL: Stanley! Stanley! Stanley! Stanley..."
Just keep watching the sauce, girlie.
- Rock the boat - Don't tip the boat over
- You want his number? - No. Yes.