Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, man, this review of Karate Kid is fresh.

Just One of the Guys. Zabka throws a girl in the ocean.

Look, Schmoo, all I ever wanted to do was protect you,

Otherwise, reality as I know it would implode,

I promise I won't speak to the other Adam Goldberg

BOTH: Wax on. Right hand.

I could no longer run and hide.

What about you guys?

And so shall you.

Mama will take care of this.

It's supposed to say "Adam F."

You must not give in to distractions.

protecting you actually hurts you in the end.

I don't know what the hell that was,

while you're at volleyball practice between 3:30 and 5:00.

Fight? What fight? There will be no fight.

if their last name was Smugglins? Who?

There's another Adam Goldberg in school.

Wait, you saw the movie?

You're an okay writer.

and face the other Adam Goldberg once and for all.

- He's in 11th grade. - He's an actor, too.

(SINGING) You're the best around

Nothin's gonna ever keep you down

we both know stage combat, and we both know Karate Kid.

Oh, man, I loved how Daniel-san beat up all those bullies.

No, I have the tournament tomorrow.

Excellent, my pupil. Excellent.