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I mean, how many weeks did he train? Three? So cool.
I've known you for 10 years, and the timing has never been right.
Thanks to her, I'd fight someone
But you can't. You have a slight limp.
(CROWD GROANS)
Of course I'm a 10th degree black belt.
Us? Come on, man. How can you even say that?
(HUMMING)
in front of everyone.
Not good enough for books. Maybe sitcoms or something.
ADULT ADAM: It even inspired me
Meanwhile, Erica and Geoff were finally official.
- Seriously. - She's gone full Zabka on us.
It says here it's by Adam Goldberg.
ALL: Yes, Master!
This is all I know. What am I?
it'll be our little secret.
I was living in fear about my own name.
Hai! Will you train the lazy-eyed one, master?
(CROWD GASPS)
Then you hit him with a chair.
'cause the other Adam Goldberg
Or there's option three...
A one-time mistake that...
Then when?
I hear the sensei's a really good guy.
No. Be in the quad at 3:00.
"Get out of my apartment," what do we say, Barry-san?
- Hyah! - Ah!
(CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
Know what, other Adam?
It was an epic performance filled with fake punches and flying kicks.
Got my leg swept.
with our lips and stuff?
Oh, my God.
Oh, no! Don't hurt me!
ADULT ADAM: At least that's what he told me.
BEVERLY: Out of my way.
- Does it? It does. - I don't know!
to allow students to fight on school property.
then you fight with everything you've got.
You must always keep your focus sharp.
- Obviously! - We're such Zabkas!
Barry! I never thought I'd say this,
like a paper cut or a nasty break-up?
and your mother is insisting you wear a jockstrap