Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- That's it. Little bit more. - It's crushing it.

I'm going to the bathroom.

- Uh... - Nothing. Short list.

- Put it on. You're killing me. - All right.

- What? - Yeah, I know.

Don't give him cash. Put it on your card and dispute it later. I do it all the time.

No, it's pretty.

Yeah. I don't need them, but, um, I'm taking them.

I do not want you to hurt Greg in any way.

Yes, I do remember you.

Are you the grandma?

I used to think that it was me But now I see it wasn't

Okay. Would you like to do the honors? It's your craft.

Tammy, have you ever been to a lesbian Fourth of July party?

You know I like my girls a little bit older

- Really? - I don't know what it is.

You are gonna clean your shit up. You're gonna stop all this drinking.

I'll take care of that one. You take care of that one?

- Oh, it's too late for that. Ha, ha. Come on. - Ha, ha.

How about salmon? Give you a little cup of BBQ sauce on the side to spice it up.

- I'm gonna take away the barbecue sauce. - Oh, man.

Maybe a little aftershave?

I tried to save you from that.

Hey, Tammy. I haven't seen you in ages.

Keep your hands where I can see them.

You know I'd do anything for you

- Don't go. Tammy. - Grandma, I need your car keys.

little pass at you...

- She's not breathing. She's dead. - What?

Ambulance got here first, but she's gonna be okay.

I know I don't need you, and I don't need your money.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I can't believe that's possible. You do that with a chainsaw...

It's an old folks' home. Like a prison for old people.

You wanna go to prison for robbing a store?

It isn't magic, you know.

You're not gonna die here alone. You're gonna die here with me and Don.

Yeah, I'm aware of that. I know that.

My grandma needs to get out of there now.

I'm sorry, Deborah, but it is a stupid house. And I hate it.

- Ha, ha. - It's not funny. I saw that on a show.

You get a Fitbit Charge HR and you get a Fitbit Charge HR Everyone gets a Fitbit Charge HR

Yeah. It's probably complicated.

- I got this covered. - Okay.

Mm, mm. I am loving this brisket. How's yours?

Is it? Is that just my finger?

You're just being an asshole because you're drunk, and it's not okay.

But don't make me... I don't wanna have to choose between you.

- Where are we? - We're in Missouri.

I tried to sleep with your father.

- All right. - Hi there.

I like your hair like this, by the way. It's nice.

Well, I mean, you didn't do it.

I think she took my keys.

I'm gonna have to put you in the cooler.

Help me, Charlotte.

Well, they're mine. My foot was hurting...

- This way, baby. - Grandma.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- One. Two. - I'm calling the cops.

I thought you were serious for a minute. Heh...

I had a six-month relationship with one of the Allman Brothers.

Just wondering where your wife is tonight.

- Oh, bingo. 119. You're right. 119. - Yeah, great.

He's coming over. He's coming over. He's coming over.

Oh, my God. Here, let me help you up. Come here.

- I told you. - Oh! You made me smell it.

You know, I don't think...

Then let's have dinner and get off the phone.

- Shitty. - Very shitty.

You're right. I didn't mean to, you know...

Well, that's one smart little birdie.

Yeah, I'll see you in court!

One little beer can't hurt, right?

You never did appreciate nature.

I love you too.

I'm not surprised. You always were a quitter.

Yeah, nice try. I'm not buying you beer.

It does sound better than "flies on shit."

But we're not mysterious.

Yeah, and she was super bossy.

Bird doesn't come out of squeezy tubes.

What was I supposed to do? Just stand there while she said shitty things to me?

I know who he is.

Yeah, it's... It's cool. It's okay.

You tricked me, Tammy.

You look really pretty.

- Bullshit. - Watch your language. It happened.

You need to focus on getting your shit together.