Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You wanna go to prison for robbing a store?

Don't give him cash. Put it on your card and dispute it later. I do it all the time.

One little beer can't hurt, right?

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Yeah, and she was super bossy.

I used to think that it was me But now I see it wasn't

- Don't go. Tammy. - Grandma, I need your car keys.

I love you too.

He's coming over. He's coming over. He's coming over.

- Put it on. You're killing me. - All right.

You're just being an asshole because you're drunk, and it's not okay.

Well, they're mine. My foot was hurting...

Mm, mm. I am loving this brisket. How's yours?

I'll take care of that one. You take care of that one?

What was I supposed to do? Just stand there while she said shitty things to me?

You're not gonna die here alone. You're gonna die here with me and Don.

Hey, Tammy. I haven't seen you in ages.

- Ha, ha. - It's not funny. I saw that on a show.

- Where are we? - We're in Missouri.

Yeah. It's probably complicated.

- That's it. Little bit more. - It's crushing it.

Well, that's one smart little birdie.

I'm gonna have to put you in the cooler.

I know I don't need you, and I don't need your money.

- Really? - I don't know what it is.

You look really pretty.

Yeah. I don't need them, but, um, I'm taking them.

I thought you were serious for a minute. Heh...

Oh, my God. Here, let me help you up. Come here.

I'm sorry, Deborah, but it is a stupid house. And I hate it.

I like your hair like this, by the way. It's nice.

Maybe a little aftershave?

Yeah, it's... It's cool. It's okay.

- I'm gonna take away the barbecue sauce. - Oh, man.

I think she took my keys.

- What? - Yeah, I know.

Help me, Charlotte.

Are you the grandma?

Ambulance got here first, but she's gonna be okay.

You're right. I didn't mean to, you know...

Yeah, I'll see you in court!

It isn't magic, you know.

- She's not breathing. She's dead. - What?

Is it? Is that just my finger?

I know who he is.

You need to focus on getting your shit together.

I'm not surprised. You always were a quitter.

I can't believe that's possible. You do that with a chainsaw...

My grandma needs to get out of there now.

Just wondering where your wife is tonight.

Tammy, have you ever been to a lesbian Fourth of July party?

- Bullshit. - Watch your language. It happened.

- I got this covered. - Okay.

You never did appreciate nature.

I had a six-month relationship with one of the Allman Brothers.

It does sound better than "flies on shit."

- One. Two. - I'm calling the cops.

- Oh, it's too late for that. Ha, ha. Come on. - Ha, ha.

Bird doesn't come out of squeezy tubes.

little pass at you...

I tried to sleep with your father.

- Uh... - Nothing. Short list.

Keep your hands where I can see them.

Yeah, nice try. I'm not buying you beer.

No, it's pretty.

- This way, baby. - Grandma.

It's an old folks' home. Like a prison for old people.

Okay. Would you like to do the honors? It's your craft.

Well, I mean, you didn't do it.

I'm going to the bathroom.

- I told you. - Oh! You made me smell it.

Then let's have dinner and get off the phone.

But don't make me... I don't wanna have to choose between you.

You know I like my girls a little bit older

I do not want you to hurt Greg in any way.

How about salmon? Give you a little cup of BBQ sauce on the side to spice it up.

You are gonna clean your shit up. You're gonna stop all this drinking.

You tricked me, Tammy.

I tried to save you from that.

Yeah, I'm aware of that. I know that.

You get a Fitbit Charge HR and you get a Fitbit Charge HR Everyone gets a Fitbit Charge HR

But we're not mysterious.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- Oh, bingo. 119. You're right. 119. - Yeah, great.

Yes, I do remember you.

You know I'd do anything for you

- Shitty. - Very shitty.

- All right. - Hi there.

You know, I don't think...