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Coming in hot! I am coming in smoking hot!
Isn't that precious?
No, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. You just...
He's a good guy.
She's remarkable. She just lives life.
.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
NICE MUSCLE SHIRT... MUSCLE SHIRTS, ARE FOR MUSCLES.
Don't call me at 2 a.m. looking for a ride.
- That's it. Better. Better. - Der-ner-ner der-ner-ner, bom
Not when it totals my corolla
- Just give it to me. - No!
You hungry? You wanna eat my fist for din...?
You look good.
- How'd you know about that? - Fuck you.
Did you really have an affair with Gregg Allman?
You don't smell it.
Get your hands up.
God.
God! Nice, Greg!
I have got some good old lovin' And I got some more in store
I cheated on Greg.
- You don't want all of it? - No, just 1600.
Popopopopopo with old spice
Screw you
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I paid for you.
- I get it, Tammy. - Poom. You get that?
Not
Yeah, me either.
High blood pressure, heart, everything. She's diabetic.
I'd say that, so I think you burn, actually.
I mean, that is super cool. You're just jealous.
I run my dad's farm.
Yeah.
- Just make it 1650. Round up. - Okay.
Tammy, Bobby. Come on, you two.
Yeah, nice jeans shorts.
Yeah, you are.
Yes, we're here. We found it. Yep, we're here.
- No, no, honey. It's not your fault. - It is my fault.
Tammy Tammy
- Just get pie. You want some pies? - I like pie.
Let's go, woman.
Oh.
- Ha, ha. - Personally, I prefer the term "labisian."
Goddamn it.
Missi Jenkins is a whore!
Hello? Tammy? Tammy?
Oh, Jesus, she's crying up a storm. Somebody go hug her.
Yeah. Sweetie, it's a great bird.
I got to run to keep from hidin'
Yeah. I came back.
It's my juice.
- Yeah. - Like, find a hot tub or...
Hello puppies... Arise!
You can forget about me feeding your stupid cats, Missi.
Thanks, Obamacare. Ugh.
That asshole Keith fired me.
A little help? A little help?
- I get that. - Listen to me.
He put me back to bed before your mother got home. Nothing happened. Nothing.
Hey!
- That's probably your cue. - So... Yeah.
No, not really.
What the fuck did you do? Go get me another drink right now.
I'm going with...
God.
You guys wanna get Cheetos?
Whoa. Okay. All right. Come on. I do not want your tongue in my mouth.
Ooh, halfsies.
- Oh, my gosh. - I'm a veteran.
Got a good gait. Yes!
- Yeah. Gay it up. - What?
- Really? - Yeah.
- Give me your car keys, Dad. - Tammy, wait!
I can't hear you. Lenore's blowing shit up.
Grandma, I brought you some coffee.
Oh...
I said, give me some of those pies.
Can I just have your car so I can get out of this shitty town?
You know she's got diabetes and probably tons of other shit.
I'm not robbing you. I'm giving it back.
- Let's see how you like getting left. - Don't you leave me here.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I am not a quitter!
Read between the lines.
- What? - Yes.
I watched Neil Armstrong walk on the moon.
Keep your dirty fingers out of my mouth.
- Oh! Oh! Oh! - I just told you not to look. Why did you look?
Whatever. I'm keeping all of it.
Hey, we're all drunk, Tammy.
Why? Where's yours?
Niagara Falls, here we come!
- You're welcome. - Okay.
are having, like, a really romantic dinner at our dining room table.
I'm so sorry.
POV the cop pulls you over And you have an open beer in hand
Where are my chicken sandwiches, Larry? Come on, let's go.
What do you do for a living?
And I kicked her ass!
I'm gonna get to see Niagara Falls with you, with my granddaughter.
And it smells really good too.
I said it. I meant it. Okay?