Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No Fucking Way!
Maybe you just need a little...
- Yeah. - Because "flies on shit" would...
Oh. Well, my daddy was right. It's beautiful here.
Fu
Look at that. Ugh. What?
Oh, my God! Ha-ha-ha.
Oh, God. I'm sorry!
Ugh.
I don't know why I did it.
Ow.
You're telling me.
and that guy upstairs.
Grandma.
We've also been tracking a 2004 Cadillac de Ville...
This lady would like to get intoxicated.
What the hell?
- Goddamn it. Ooh. - I'll get the door.
- So glad you're home. - Thanks for letting me stay here.
and then I'm gonna have to be beating the ladies off with a lesbian stick.
You're always talking about how much you wanna get out of that town...
I just wanted to check and see if you were still breathing.
- Yeah, I'm taller. - Yes, you are.
- Mom. Tammy. - You snooze, you lose.
and I just didn't want them driving off and doing something stupid.
What?
I just wanna use your love tonight
We'd probably be, you know, good pals. Like, see movies and, you know.
My mom is home alone and she's sick, and I need to get back with her.
Oh.
. .
- Fine. - God.
She had 32 oxycodone pills, and they were not prescribed to her.
Hmm? Ha, ha.
- Viking burial! - Viking!
- I'm returning the money to you. - I'm calling the police.
We're certainly glad that you're sa...
Okay, Tammy.
A little birdie told me.
- You don't remember me, do you? - No, I do.
Heh. Oh, yeah, well, she used to hit on everybody all the time.
What's happened?
I'm sorry, but he is an asshole.
Just tell him hi.
to feel your mighty engines thrum between our thighs...
All right.
I'm gonna pass, but thanks.
Hey! Come here!
My, uh, bandit partner, she just accidentally robbed you last night.
It's amazing. America, huh?
If you change your attitude, I'd like to give you some pies. On me.
I put on some cologne.
and we commend your spirit to Valhalla.
- Stay hydrated. - All right.
What? What? All right. What did I say? What did I say?
I am so sweaty. I was ripping it up out there.
- Shit. Don't move. - Okay.
- Well, I can move. - Yeah.
- Where have you been? - What?
I called you Cheeseburger. Oh, my God.
- ...still be here. You could be dead. - Get in the car.
Hey, don't let a deer hit you on the way out.
I got your room all set up so...
Yeah. Bullshit. Don't you dare. Don't you dare.
- We'll see you tomorrow. - Bye.
It is hot. And when it's hot, people sweat.
where I was actually thinking of sleeping with my own daughter's husband...
- I have to pee. - Why didn't you go at the gas station?
Ugh.
- Bye, Mom. - I don't think you do, because you...
Don't creep up on me like that.
Every time something bad happens, you throw a fit...
In other news, there was a robbery at the Oaktree Topperjack's.
I wanna give a little birthday gift to America.
where I'm getting them the beer, and they're gonna give me a ride out of here.
Yeah, karma.
I got two. I got two.
- I'm gonna pull over. You can go in the woods. - Oh, no. No way.
And I kicked her ass!
- Yeah, there's a compliment in there. - In there somewhere.
We should frame this.
You should wear a helmet. FYI.
It's a dog cookie. Ha, ha. I mean, a dog biscuit.
Quite a show you two put on.
What's Brookview?
I just got that.
You could change the trajectory of your whole life.
You look so softened.
- Oh, my God. - She's not dead.
Why do you have to go so fast? All right, everybody. I'll be back.
- Hey. - Hey. Where's Larry?
- No. I told you she was fine. - Oh, God.
- I'm not. - Yes, you are.
Look at 3. Three, 3, 3.
- Yeah, I won't. - Mom. Please tell me you have your pills.
Oh. I'll get in on that.