Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I wanna give a little birthday gift to America.
and then I'm gonna have to be beating the ladies off with a lesbian stick.
Oh, God. I'm sorry!
If you change your attitude, I'd like to give you some pies. On me.
where I was actually thinking of sleeping with my own daughter's husband...
Look at 3. Three, 3, 3.
I put on some cologne.
- I'm returning the money to you. - I'm calling the police.
- So glad you're home. - Thanks for letting me stay here.
And I kicked her ass!
Grandma.
- Yeah, I'm taller. - Yes, you are.
- Fine. - God.
- Where have you been? - What?
- ...still be here. You could be dead. - Get in the car.
and that guy upstairs.
Hey, don't let a deer hit you on the way out.
We've also been tracking a 2004 Cadillac de Ville...
It's amazing. America, huh?
This lady would like to get intoxicated.
and we commend your spirit to Valhalla.
It's a dog cookie. Ha, ha. I mean, a dog biscuit.
Oh. I'll get in on that.
I'm gonna pass, but thanks.
You could change the trajectory of your whole life.
We're certainly glad that you're sa...
I called you Cheeseburger. Oh, my God.
I got your room all set up so...
Yeah. Bullshit. Don't you dare. Don't you dare.
I just got that.
Oh. Well, my daddy was right. It's beautiful here.
What?
. .
I am so sweaty. I was ripping it up out there.
- Hey. - Hey. Where's Larry?
What the hell?
- Shit. Don't move. - Okay.
I don't know why I did it.
She had 32 oxycodone pills, and they were not prescribed to her.
I just wanna use your love tonight
What's Brookview?
where I'm getting them the beer, and they're gonna give me a ride out of here.
What? What? All right. What did I say? What did I say?
- You don't remember me, do you? - No, I do.
- I'm gonna pull over. You can go in the woods. - Oh, no. No way.
What's happened?
- Yeah. - Because "flies on shit" would...
- Yeah, there's a compliment in there. - In there somewhere.
- Viking burial! - Viking!
You should wear a helmet. FYI.
Why do you have to go so fast? All right, everybody. I'll be back.
- I have to pee. - Why didn't you go at the gas station?
Hey! Come here!
Maybe you just need a little...
Ugh.
- I'm not. - Yes, you are.
We'd probably be, you know, good pals. Like, see movies and, you know.
Okay, Tammy.
- Yeah, I won't. - Mom. Please tell me you have your pills.
It is hot. And when it's hot, people sweat.
Hmm? Ha, ha.
I just wanted to check and see if you were still breathing.
My mom is home alone and she's sick, and I need to get back with her.
I'm sorry, but he is an asshole.
No Fucking Way!
Ugh.
- Mom. Tammy. - You snooze, you lose.
All right.
You're telling me.
Look at that. Ugh. What?
You look so softened.
Fu
- Oh, my God. - She's not dead.
and I just didn't want them driving off and doing something stupid.
We should frame this.
- Stay hydrated. - All right.
Ow.
to feel your mighty engines thrum between our thighs...
- Goddamn it. Ooh. - I'll get the door.
A little birdie told me.
In other news, there was a robbery at the Oaktree Topperjack's.
Don't creep up on me like that.
- No. I told you she was fine. - Oh, God.
Quite a show you two put on.
- Bye, Mom. - I don't think you do, because you...
Every time something bad happens, you throw a fit...
Heh. Oh, yeah, well, she used to hit on everybody all the time.
- We'll see you tomorrow. - Bye.
Yeah, karma.
My, uh, bandit partner, she just accidentally robbed you last night.
Oh.
- Well, I can move. - Yeah.
I got two. I got two.
You're always talking about how much you wanna get out of that town...
Just tell him hi.
Oh, my God! Ha-ha-ha.