Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Tammy, I'm terminating your employment at Topperjack's.

My daddy always said that Niagara Falls is the closest thing to heaven on earth.

Production Manager Tammy List

Yeah. I bailed you out, but I'm gonna stay a little bit longer.

You know, I didn't bring you on this trip to babysit you.

Coming in hot! I am coming in smoking hot!

That's it. That's it.

It's okay, Kathleen.

- I'm not married. - Let's light this candle.

- Let's go. Bail's been posted. - Okay. Let's go.

but you don't know everything.

No, it's okay. It turns out it wasn't actually Boz Scaggs.

Forty-two dollars and...

I meant it in a good way.

Well, I'm not a lawyer...

I'm gonna say no.

Honestly, for the night as a whole...

I would leave her too. I mean, I wouldn't want anything to do with her.

I'm gonna say let's, together, make a better choice.

- No. Heh. She's at Brookview. - What?

Tammy. You rehabilitated?

Sorry, that was stupid. That was dumb.

- You like apple? - I do like apple.

towing a Jet Ski that was involved in a robbery. Anything on that?

- He has the day off. He's pretty shaken up. - Oh.

--courthouse grounds over the next two years...

- She got a sense of humor? - Yes. Sometimes.

- Alrighty. - All right.

- All right, I will, Mom. - Don't forget.

- Oh, I need your help with something. - Is something hurting?

Viking burial. It's trashed.

- It's your middle finger. - No.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I know what you meant.

You know we're at a prison. Okay?

No, just relax. It's okay. Everything's normal. It's cool.

- Oh. - Aah, my elbow!

She's an idiot.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I'm gonna be too busy fucking models and shit!

- No, you're not. She is old and not well. - Then she doesn't need a car.

All right. All right.

You know what? Screw it. Give me a beer.

- Well... - Well.

No, no. Come on. A gentleman always carries a lady's things.

Maybe I'm the worst person in the world.

that putting two messes together is gonna somehow...

Hey, I'm cool with your lifestyle choice.

Thirty bucks of gas, and we won $10.

We don't have that kind of money. Jesus, she needs to get out of there now.

Okay. English, though, Javier. This is America.

It actually looks better on you than her.

I was on the bus for most of their first tour.

I'm taking the household money and getting out of here.

Boys and things that come by the dozen That ain't nothin' but drugstore lovin'

Grandma? Grandma.

Car ride with me.

You don't have to go in there right now.

The robber was last seen driving...

When I think of what a lesbian looks like...

Um, what are you doing?

What ba...? You mean my name tag?

- We need some ice, baby. Okay? - Yeah. Fuck you, Earl.

I think you take after your grandma after all.

Thanks for the ass-kicking last night.

It's cool. I didn't get...

You're gonna get your ass kicked.

- Thanks. - Yeah. Of course.

- Dad. All right, enough! - We're only at first base.

They wouldn't let me in the room.

- ...and drive straight to Niagara Falls. - Call me when you get to Lenore's.

- Aah! God, I got it stuck. - It's all right. Go ahead. Push.

- Your parents were there. - It's not the same.

What's going on here?

- You know, I just don't wanna add to the... - No, it's okay.

That was a stop sign.

I know. I know what it is. You smell like a cookie.

I mean, you know, that's really between you...

I do. I blame you for shoving me out of a hotel room last night...

Larry, she's telling me to take you out.

Huh. Oh, God. Yeah.

I was afraid to eat the meat in jail, so...

- It's a concern. It's up there, but... - Oh, Jesus.

I will drive you to work. I'm not giving you my car.

No, it's not that you're a catch.

Yeah. I'm not too happy with Greg.

Nowhere to run when I'm in trouble

Authorities are describing this person as 5'2", white, female.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- What are you doing? - You were snoring and then you stopped.

- Sixteen hundred dollars. - What?

- Don't do that. - What?

On the floor. Wait a minute.

- I might. - You might.

You need a cool-off. Right?