Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ha, ha. You're so bad.
Quite a party, huh?
- I didn't mean "thank you." - I didn't mean "you're welcome."
- Aah! - Whoa.
Oh. Yes. Okay, here you go.
I'll give you a couple seconds. You'll be fine.
You know what? If we die out here, we're just raccoon food.
Yeah, now who wins?
Because by saying it, it's like an invitation to look.
Do you hear me? You look terrible.
You probably see quite a few.
That's company policy. I need it back.
- What? - Jesus.
And guess what my secret ingredient is. Try some.
I mean, you're close, but...
- Are we really gonna do this again, Tammy? - What?
Not a chance.
Dad, this is not fair to Mom. Come on, man.
You're done. You're drunk.
You, give me some pies. Give me some of the good pies. Hey!
No, it wasn't your job to take care of me.
- Did you think he was a pharmacist? - He's organized.
- Hey, Grandma! - Sorry, nobody's home.
Yeah. I mean, you got the wind knocked out of you.
Get off me! Get off me, you fucking rat!
I think at first, I just wanted attention...
Too long. Sweetie, you look so great.
Reach to the back, man.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Grandma?
- Do you believe that? - No.
Right. Yeah, me too. Heh.
- Let's go. Get in the car. We're going home. - Home?
How much you put in?
Uh, it's super uncool. I would never burn a watercraft.
This is vegetables!
- ...in there. - "Little pass"?
I'm gonna go blow up some fireworks.
You piece of shit.
I mean, you were in jail, and I'm at this cool place.
- That's okay. Crush it. You got it. - I am not a quitter!
- What are you doing? - Give me my phone.
Hmm?
Two employees were held at gunpoint. Michelle Li joining us live at the scene.
- All right. Watch it. - Oh, hey.
Oh, don't be silly. She's an amazing woman.
- I don't wanna hit anybody. - What was that?
See you later.
Heh. I don't know. I'm the one that let her walk off to the bar with Earl. I don't know.
Larry, it's a real honor. I wanna thank you for your service.
But excuse me. That's your finger, though.
Let's roll. Mom's waiting.
Yeah, Pearly filled me in.
Enjoy my spray! Because I'm spraying you!
Howdy. I'm Pearl, and that's my Tammy.
I didn't know.
Oh, shit.
- Happy hour's over in 20 minutes. - Aah!
So why do you wanna go to Niagara Falls, anyway?
Later, loser.
Oh, boy, here comes second.
But he got too busy working.
I gotta go. I know what I'm gonna do.
No. She's like 100.
Yep, I heard everything, and I am ready to go.
- Two. - I told you you can't drink in here.
Let you, no
Just there's a little, um...
I don't know. I don't really think that now...
and he still takes care of her...
- I think you did. - Come on. I'm gonna get you a drink.
I'm gonna keep that cataloged because I use that a lot.
You know, this is real cherry.
All right. I'm sorry. Sorry.
- Where's Grandma? - Outside.
- No. - Yeah.
- It's incredible, right? - Yes.
- You'll have to buy new shirts, you dick. - Those are Topperjack's supplies.
That's what a galaxy is. It's not a pattern.
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Paul
- Get your chin out. You do it... - Rider
Drunk by 11.
They've actually been separated for a long time.
Oh, God. I'm not bunking with Grandma, am I?
All right. Let's go, boy.
Could you not do...? Can I just have my shit back?
Probably is, actually. I never thought of it that way.
- It's, you know... I'm sorry. - No. Don't.
Not when it totals my Corolla.
Get up on all fours. You can...
it'll probably just pillow-carry me right over that Canadian lagoon over there.
- That's how it's done. - This is BS.
Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
All right, Tammy.
Don't you think that's pretty special?
- Don't tell me what to do. - Just get off the...
I told you so.
We'll fix it.
- Go, go. Just go. - Okay.
Who's a quitter now?
- Sit. Okay, okay. - I think she passed out.
I just put on, like, a shirt and pants. I'm not...
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- Hello? - Hey, it's me.
- Ow! Shit. - Are you okay?