Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We gotta take a break!

So, what do you think, Grandma? It's a good day to go to Niagara Falls?

- Do you believe that? - I do.

- Yeah, she did. Yes. - She did?

- What's a good way? - Oh, my God.

I'm the one who's supposed to be keeping him out of trouble.

Muscle shirts are for muscles.

- Fuck you. - Aw. Ow.

- What were you thinking? - What?

Coming in hot! I am coming in SMOKING hot!

- Love you. Bye. - Don't hit me.

Now you shouldn't even get into

- What, you packed a bag? - Yeah.

Don't you think it's time to go?

Tammy, do you know how I got to where I am?

And then one little thing happens, and you just wanna just run on back?

Horrible place.

Yeah, she fucked the wrong Allman Brother.

Wow, you're home so early.

- Where are you putting your 12? - Straight ahead.

- Come here. - Aw. Is this little Tammy?

Yeah, he stands on the street and sells drugs in little sandwich bags.

I feel great. Pervs.

I don't wanna lose your love tonight

Oh, what? This is like Falcon Crest shit and stuff.

- He's married! - Sorry, darling, the inn is closed.

- See you, Bobby. - See you, Tammy.

make an unmess, you know?

Hey, what did you do with the Jet Ski?

- Oh. Good grip. Thank you. - Mm-hm.

and create that kind of artwork, the end.

I'm taking your car. I'm not taking you.

Think it kind of did.

Oh, I thought it was a mustache and a smile.

- I didn't wanna screw that up. - Oh, sweetie.

Goddamn it. What did we just talk about?

You need to grow up, honey.

When he forgot to pay the electric bill

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Four dollars a gallon.

I got you both covered. All right?

And by the way, why does mine have no expression and yours has a smiley face?

What are you, gay for Lenore? You love her so much?

- And I got one more silver dollar - One more silver dollar

- Okay. We're having fun. - All right, let's get the party going.

No. I didn't do it With him.

All right, just stop it, Tammy. Here you go, $4800.

but could you not get shithouse tonight?

At least I didn't try to fuck my daughter's husband.

So how'd you know to come here to Niagara, anyway?

- Ha, ha. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm tired. - No, I think you might be right.

My sweet, sweet, sweet girl. Oh.

I think this is some X-Files shit.

I just got "bees to honey."

- Oh, shit, Grandma. - Hi, my name is Pearl Baizen.

Yeah. You were throwing them around last night.

- Just go. Go, go. - Come on, let's get out of here.

For overtime due, Keith. Overtime due.

You were my best friend, and you just left me.

Oh, honey, why don't you hunker on back down there in that RV, put your feet up?

- It's A-okay with me. - Great.

You should be charging shit like crazy, because you're old.

- Okay. Sorry. Yeah. - Okay?

He was gonna take me when I was about 8 or 9.

Mi pelo el día de hoy...

And I wanna take this opportunity to thank my cousin Lenore...

- Eugene? Eugene's a drug dealer. - Uh-huh.

Mine is smoking on Highway 13 because a deer jumped out in front of me.

Oh, God. It's Jerry Miller.

You're gonna wanna see this. Come on.

Pearly, where's the dance floor and the bar? Not in that order.

Mm. There you are. Look at you. Oh, my gosh. Wow.

Got something on the radar at 3...

- Oh! Ha, ha. - Oh!

A little help! Come on!

Well, I called Earl...

NICE MUSCLE SHIRT... BUT WHERES THE MUSCLES?

- Really, yeah. - Yeah.

and letting me sleep outside like a dog.

But I wanted to see you.

- Buckle up. - Oh, my God.

- Well, your feet were really puffy... - Yeah.

- Yeah, that's what I thought. - I'm calling the police!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- You're a doer. - I am a doer.

- Oh, my God, I do too. I love wizards. - Get out of town.

No, you don't have to. I already bought it for them because these are my new friends.

- Beep. - Shit.

- Grandma. - No, don't. Ow. They're fine.

I can't really take all the pies back.

so it's kind of complicated.

- I like it. - "Okay"? It's majestic.

What is this power? I would like to see this power in action right now.

I don't care which brother it is.

- That's a shitty thing to say. - That's a very shitty thing to say.

I'm going to fuck you up in the pussy I'm going to fuck you up in the pussy

- It was English. - That wasn't English.

She is my cousin.

- Not like that. Not like that. - It's how it is.

Oh, no. We're gonna need more pies.

She took my keys...

I don't want some fat loser telling me what to do.

That's still lame compared to this.