Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What's wrong? Is it Grandma?
Hey, Tammy.
Take them from the back so they're fresh. All right, you, go to the other register.
You look like crud. Oh, my God.
It's not vanilla, it's regular. It's just...
anyone in our family has ever, ever, ever done...
I can't believe you're leaving me for that dick.
Is she there?
Watch the curb, watch the curb.
Hey, Larry, this sangria is awesome.
Anybody wanna screw my grandma? Just get her a drink.
With the ice-cream man.
Sucking dick and kissing ass?
Well, keep your fingers out of my nose.
Ow.
You've got time. I've got money.
- Oh, Deborah, unclutch. - Goddamn it. I'm gonna call Brookview.
she shouldn't have said all those ugly things. I agree with you.
I'm coming, Keith. God.
- Right? - Right.
Think your ringer's off. I've been calling you.
What a jerk, right?
Yeah, but you love blowing shit up, so...
Come on, you tasty motherfucker.
Aw, shit. I lost my glasses. Shit.
- Well, that's not safe. - No.
I do, unfortunately.
She cannot go unmedicated.
You kidding me?
Yeah? Really? Does a quitter do this?
- Come on. - Oh. Aah!
Of course I can walk. I was teaching an exercise class.
Look who came back.
All right.
I feel like we're getting somewhere...
It's not smiling. I'm showing tiger teeth.
Oh, man. Not another one.
Mi pelo el día de hoy...
You know, not real thrilled with us at the moment.
Tammy.
On the gate.
- Well, slow down, slow down. - Okay, I'm sorry. Okay?
No offense, but no fucking way.
- Oh, darling. How's your mom? - Good, I think.
- She's disgruntled. - You know what?
- Hello, cows. - Ha-ha-ha.
- Go. Don't walk right toward the gun. - Sorry.
I don't care if you're gay...
You're not that mysterious.
- You get it? Really? Ha, ha. - Yeah.
- Just get the drunk out of here. - You know what?
Jesus, Dad.
23 cents. Sign here.
- What? - Yeah.
But I think he frowns on adultery.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Diabetes is a very manageable condition.
Oh, are you...?
Josie's on a vacation far away
Hey, Tammy.
Thinking about getting my own place in Louisville.
Oh. Darling, last time I saw you, you were knee-high to a grasshopper.
well, then I just didn't know what could happen and...
Appreciate it.
- I told you. - Why did I do that?
No screwing around.
kind of come clamoring back for more.
Well, it's not like you're the worst person in the world.
I don't need you to drive me to work, okay? Keith fired me.
And then he got too busy getting sick and dying.
What do you do for a living? Ne iş yapıyorsun?
Sittin' on his mama's knee
- Oh, all right. - Okay.
- Yeah? You ready? - Yes.
You have got to stop yawning so much, Charlotte.
That dick is gonna have his own franchise in three goddamn years. What are you gonna do?
Tammy.
- They're still in the store. - Bye.
I am. I'm just not taking this asshole with me.
I'm doing my best, but I think you know what I meant.
- I don't know. - Come on.
I agree. He's a little bit of an asshole. I can't...
Not in this car. We're gonna go down straight and then take a right.
What do you care? If you don't give us beer, we're gonna turn to drugs...
- Ee! - Oh, my God.
But you didn't wanna listen to me. I hate to say it, but...
I hope hammer do drugs i want you to do bath salts and then eat her face off
Look at you. It's worse than I thought.
and then the full rack of the pork ribs.
You got it. You got it.
Now, let's turn your honey back to the music.
Wait a minute, let me get up all this junk.
Ah. Okay.
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
No Fucking way!
Maybe I'll bring her a cup.
- You know what? - What?
I actually don't think you're tricky. You're kind of a straightforward person.
I made friends, and I'm seeing this 84-year-old from Philly.
don't be a hero
- Oh, please. - What've you ever done that's that cool?
You know, I get it.