Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Is she there?
I feel like we're getting somewhere...
don't be a hero
No Fucking way!
I don't need you to drive me to work, okay? Keith fired me.
- You get it? Really? Ha, ha. - Yeah.
Come on, you tasty motherfucker.
Now, let's turn your honey back to the music.
Oh, man. Not another one.
- Right? - Right.
23 cents. Sign here.
Wait a minute, let me get up all this junk.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- Just get the drunk out of here. - You know what?
That dick is gonna have his own franchise in three goddamn years. What are you gonna do?
well, then I just didn't know what could happen and...
But you didn't wanna listen to me. I hate to say it, but...
she shouldn't have said all those ugly things. I agree with you.
- Hello, cows. - Ha-ha-ha.
- Yeah? You ready? - Yes.
What's wrong? Is it Grandma?
Look who came back.
What do you do for a living? Ne iş yapıyorsun?
You're not that mysterious.
Diabetes is a very manageable condition.
I agree. He's a little bit of an asshole. I can't...
Sittin' on his mama's knee
You've got time. I've got money.
kind of come clamoring back for more.
Mi pelo el día de hoy...
- I told you. - Why did I do that?
I do, unfortunately.
- Well, slow down, slow down. - Okay, I'm sorry. Okay?
Sucking dick and kissing ass?
Aw, shit. I lost my glasses. Shit.
Take them from the back so they're fresh. All right, you, go to the other register.
Ow.
Ah. Okay.
It's not vanilla, it's regular. It's just...
Jesus, Dad.
No screwing around.
On the gate.
Yeah, but you love blowing shit up, so...
No offense, but no fucking way.
Watch the curb, watch the curb.
I am. I'm just not taking this asshole with me.
You kidding me?
With the ice-cream man.
Hey, Tammy.
- Oh, all right. - Okay.
I made friends, and I'm seeing this 84-year-old from Philly.
Well, keep your fingers out of my nose.
Yeah? Really? Does a quitter do this?
It's not smiling. I'm showing tiger teeth.
You know, not real thrilled with us at the moment.
I hope hammer do drugs i want you to do bath salts and then eat her face off
Of course I can walk. I was teaching an exercise class.
You look like crud. Oh, my God.
- I don't know. - Come on.
And then he got too busy getting sick and dying.
anyone in our family has ever, ever, ever done...
You have got to stop yawning so much, Charlotte.
I'm coming, Keith. God.
What do you care? If you don't give us beer, we're gonna turn to drugs...
- She's disgruntled. - You know what?
- Oh, darling. How's your mom? - Good, I think.
Look at you. It's worse than I thought.
- Come on. - Oh. Aah!
But I think he frowns on adultery.
Josie's on a vacation far away
She cannot go unmedicated.
I'm doing my best, but I think you know what I meant.
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
Oh. Darling, last time I saw you, you were knee-high to a grasshopper.
I don't care if you're gay...
Think your ringer's off. I've been calling you.
Appreciate it.
Not in this car. We're gonna go down straight and then take a right.
Oh, are you...?
Well, it's not like you're the worst person in the world.
and then the full rack of the pork ribs.
Hey, Larry, this sangria is awesome.
I actually don't think you're tricky. You're kind of a straightforward person.
What a jerk, right?
- Oh, Deborah, unclutch. - Goddamn it. I'm gonna call Brookview.
Maybe I'll bring her a cup.
Tammy.
Hey, Tammy.
You know, I get it.
- They're still in the store. - Bye.
I can't believe you're leaving me for that dick.
- Oh, please. - What've you ever done that's that cool?
Thinking about getting my own place in Louisville.
Tammy.
- You know what? - What?
- What? - Yeah.
Anybody wanna screw my grandma? Just get her a drink.
All right.
You got it. You got it.
- Go. Don't walk right toward the gun. - Sorry.
- Ee! - Oh, my God.
- Well, that's not safe. - No.