Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Oh, God. - "Mark Twan National Forest."

Hey, hey, hey. What? What?

I've got diabetes. Glen's got diabetes.

This is vegetables.

but you're the best bet I have to get out of this stupid house.

God, stop freaking out. Stop crying.

- I think you do. - Come on.

What are you doing here?

- Uh, never mind. Yeah. - Okay.

Don't swear in front of my grandma, you piece of shit.

So do you have like a pen or something I could borrow real quick?

You're late again. Do you own a watch much?

You were right. This hot tub is awesome.

I love the man I lay with.

- I think this is all of it. - Just get over there.

Cheeseburger, sorry. She's actually Cheeseburger.

Now's a good a time as any.

Happy birthday , love you

You know, gay hasn't always been in fashion, my friend.

because my dad is now starting...

Laurenita!!!!!!!!!

There's no alcohol on the dock.

I'm sorry. What?

but you haven't done one single thing to make it better.

It's like if somebody says, "Does this smell weird to you?"...

Put pies in there. Put them in.

- You should maybe see a doctor. - No kidding.

Maybe that'll help.

- We should talk about that shirt. - Yeah, okay.

I hope you both choke on your shitty dinner!

Oh, no, sweetie. We can't. Thanks.

Because I told you, if somebody says, "Does this smell weird?"...

Grandma. Grandma.

- I don't think this is such a good idea. - I do.

Muscle shirts Are for muscles

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Hey, babe, here I am I'm a man on the scene

I'm sorry you're so tasty, cows.

Oh. Sure. Easy-peasy.

Oh, fuck. The cops!

And Greg made it.

How did you even get out?

- This is gonna be a goddamn clinic. - I can't wait. You show me, girl.

I should probably get out of here...

- My God, they look really bad. - They're fine.

Muscle shirts are for muscles

Come on, that's what I'm talking about.

I didn't know how else to get that kind of money.

Larry, seriously.

I am so sorry, Tammy. You startled me.

When I come back, we're leaving. I don't care if you finish your drink.

- I love this shirt. - I know, but it's time to give it a little break.

I guess I just think you're wrong.

Whoa! That's a bump. Aah!

Hey, Connie, can you bring some shooters over here?

Yeah, I do. God help me, I do so love it.

I can't believe this.

- I'm not afraid to hit a girl. - Neither am I.

Did I flash my boobs last night?

Pearly! Pearly! Pearly!

Susanne and I...

Aw. It's great to see you.

- Yeah, that was great. - Yeah.

We didn't have anything handed to us.

You two deserve each other.

I didn't wanna make you jealous.

- Anyway... - Kind of spiffed up, aren't you?

- Ow. - I'm Earl, and this is my boy.

- Okay. - Hey, you. Get out here.

I'm sorry about all this.

- Why Merlin's? - Because I dig wizards, man.

Come around and talk it over

Don't let these ketchup packets get stuck in your gross armpits.

My gut fear It's mostly dick and beak

That's a shitty way to end the night.

That's why I gave you my number. You should have called me.

Do you guys feel how the falls are charging the ions?

Well, my feet... I don't feel so good.

Dukes of Hazzard-style.

Okay, thanks, Javier. That's great advice. See you later.

- For sure. - I don't know.

- Are you...? - What?

I have one at my apartment complex.

Hello cows Ha-Ha-Ha

Nothing happened. Don was a perfect gentleman.