Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah. I got beer.
How the hell did we even get in here?
- I'm Bobby Tillman. - Yeah, you are. Huh.
No, it's okay. I was flattered. It was just surprising.
I would... For your own sake, don't get sassy.
Will you do me a favor?
Uh, she's in the bathroom right now.
And my AA meetings are here.
Why is there only $63 in here, Greg?
A pattern is a thing that comes in pairs of two.
This is Jesse. And the girl.
How? On their bikes?
She says this is the best BBQ in the city.
You're leaving me for your... HUSBAND!?
Oh, God, here we go. You gonna blame me for everything, like always?
- Tammy, just get out. - Enjoy the special sauce.
- So I never did get to see it. - Oh.
"Turn my honey."
- And I would know because I'm a bark shark. - Mm.
You gotta take the pies back.
Because hanging out with an old lesbian is not my idea of a good time.
Lenore stocked up the RV, so we're all good to go.
Come on. Let's go.
Oh, God.
One. Two.
Well...
Well, look, Bobby, let's not be rude, okay?
- Go, baby. - Get on, Lenore.
What are you doing with oxy? I mean, whose pills are those?
I'm gonna need you to put all the cash in a bag.
Mm.
Ow! Shit.
You can't just bitch and moan and expect shit to change.
If you don't take it back, I'm gonna turn you in myself.
Okay. That would be...
- And I'll pop those plates, okay? - Okay, what do you want me to do?
Oh, lesbians! Attention, everybody.
- Look at you. I love it. - Really?
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Here.
You look good.
- What? - Unh.
- And I've got one more - One more
Oh, I don't think that.
Oh. You're all dirty.
- Not, like, in a weird way. - Rider
small glitch.
You're pregnant.
Although we did not have the opportunity...
Mi pelo el día de hoy...
But guys have always been drawn to me. Kind of like flies on shit.
I got the car. Let's go.
Oh, my God. Tammy? Tammy!
- Get the higher bills. Go. - Okay, okay.
Oh, shit.
Why hasn't your grandma called me back?
Right?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Yeah, we'll see.
- I bet you see a lot of bear shirts. - No, no, ma'am.
I shouldn't have been looking for my ChapStick, buddy.
All right. You better get a notebook out and a sharp pen.
You've got your dad you're chasing after.
You cannot leave me here. You come back here.
Oh. What are you doing?
I just... I meant it...
The tribe has spoken.
Sit down. Right now. Sit down.
You're more bad-ass than I ever thought.
Wherever that is.
He picked up a hammer And a little piece of steel
That's a Hawaiian bear shirt. You don't see a lot of those around here.
- What? - I'll go over there and kill him for you right now.
She didn't really mean it.
Is that your scam? Huh? You like taking money from little old ladies?
I just let him play with my boobs.
Hey.
I usually am
- Do it. Do it. There you go. - Aah!
I like your hat!
Shit.
You gotta be kidding me.
She's sick.
- Aah! - Poom!
Well, thanks.
- Constant. - Ma'am. Get...
- It's not fair. - What the hell does fair have to do with it?
We went in the wrong direction. And you do know who Mark Twain is, right?
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Wait a minute. No one is going anywhere.
Just wanted to, you know, let you guys know that I'm okay.
- She's dead. She's not breathing at all. - You can't be serious.
- You don't have to call the cops. I got her. - Oh. Well.
Nobody should die in a lawn chair.
Well, she's got prescriptions for everything. She's old.
Don't know about you. It'd show Greg, wouldn't it?
Uh, just thought you should know that the meat here is real shitty.
- By the time they come to get it, you might not... - Go in the car.
Can I just have the money?
Uh...
It's full of grease. Look at this.
Slow down!
You said you weren't gonna drink.
and when I realized that I'd stepped over the line...
Come on. Shit. Come on, wake up.
Look, I was not in my right mind for many years because of the drinking...
- That's not true. - It's a pattern.
I would not smell something if somebody told me not to smell it.
Okay.
Got a good gait.
Because of my car and my money. What's left of it. So you just watch your mouth.
Okay. Thank you, ma'am.
Not a good idea.
You know, one time, I got fingered by Boz Scaggs.
Three o'clock.
Yep.
Put a stack of pies for her, a stack for me.
- Hi. Thanks for the beer. - What?
So you wanna come in for, um...
Takes you down to that place by the river
Did I flash my boobs last night?