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Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Well, look, Bobby, let's not be rude, okay?
Wherever that is.
I just let him play with my boobs.
Right?
- Tammy, just get out. - Enjoy the special sauce.
- So I never did get to see it. - Oh.
Did I flash my boobs last night?
Ow! Shit.
Well, she's got prescriptions for everything. She's old.
This is Jesse. And the girl.
- And I would know because I'm a bark shark. - Mm.
Got a good gait.
- Not, like, in a weird way. - Rider
I usually am
Mi pelo el día de hoy...
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- I'm Bobby Tillman. - Yeah, you are. Huh.
So you wanna come in for, um...
Okay.
"Turn my honey."
Wait a minute. No one is going anywhere.
Oh. What are you doing?
Oh, shit.
And my AA meetings are here.
Is that your scam? Huh? You like taking money from little old ladies?
- Do it. Do it. There you go. - Aah!
- It's not fair. - What the hell does fair have to do with it?
You know, one time, I got fingered by Boz Scaggs.
We went in the wrong direction. And you do know who Mark Twain is, right?
- What? - Unh.
Mm.
- Aah! - Poom!
Shit.
Because hanging out with an old lesbian is not my idea of a good time.
Put a stack of pies for her, a stack for me.
That's a Hawaiian bear shirt. You don't see a lot of those around here.
Okay. Thank you, ma'am.
Look, I was not in my right mind for many years because of the drinking...
Nobody should die in a lawn chair.
Don't know about you. It'd show Greg, wouldn't it?
Oh, I don't think that.
I like your hat!
Three o'clock.
Just wanted to, you know, let you guys know that I'm okay.
It's full of grease. Look at this.
You look good.
- Go, baby. - Get on, Lenore.
You're leaving me for your... HUSBAND!?
You're pregnant.
You cannot leave me here. You come back here.
Oh, God.
He picked up a hammer And a little piece of steel
Yeah, we'll see.
You gotta take the pies back.
You're more bad-ass than I ever thought.
- By the time they come to get it, you might not... - Go in the car.
Although we did not have the opportunity...
You've got your dad you're chasing after.
small glitch.
- Look at you. I love it. - Really?
Lenore stocked up the RV, so we're all good to go.
I'm gonna need you to put all the cash in a bag.
The tribe has spoken.
Uh...
You said you weren't gonna drink.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Well...
She didn't really mean it.
Yep.
- She's dead. She's not breathing at all. - You can't be serious.
If you don't take it back, I'm gonna turn you in myself.
You gotta be kidding me.
Oh, lesbians! Attention, everybody.
You can't just bitch and moan and expect shit to change.
- And I've got one more - One more
Uh, she's in the bathroom right now.
How? On their bikes?
- What? - I'll go over there and kill him for you right now.
- Get the higher bills. Go. - Okay, okay.
Because of my car and my money. What's left of it. So you just watch your mouth.
I would not smell something if somebody told me not to smell it.
Oh. You're all dirty.
I shouldn't have been looking for my ChapStick, buddy.
Hey.
- I bet you see a lot of bear shirts. - No, no, ma'am.
I just... I meant it...
All right. You better get a notebook out and a sharp pen.
Oh, my God. Tammy? Tammy!
Okay. That would be...
Why hasn't your grandma called me back?
Uh, just thought you should know that the meat here is real shitty.
Why is there only $63 in here, Greg?
Come on. Shit. Come on, wake up.
Yeah. I got beer.
Will you do me a favor?
What are you doing with oxy? I mean, whose pills are those?
Takes you down to that place by the river
Here.
I would... For your own sake, don't get sassy.
But guys have always been drawn to me. Kind of like flies on shit.
Well, thanks.
Not a good idea.
How the hell did we even get in here?
Slow down!
and when I realized that I'd stepped over the line...
Oh, God, here we go. You gonna blame me for everything, like always?
- Constant. - Ma'am. Get...
Come on. Let's go.
She says this is the best BBQ in the city.
- That's not true. - It's a pattern.
- And I'll pop those plates, okay? - Okay, what do you want me to do?
- Hi. Thanks for the beer. - What?
Sit down. Right now. Sit down.
Can I just have the money?
One. Two.
No, it's okay. I was flattered. It was just surprising.
I got the car. Let's go.
She's sick.
A pattern is a thing that comes in pairs of two.
- You don't have to call the cops. I got her. - Oh. Well.