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Then where do you want it, man?
Do I say "thank you" to that?
I am a bad-ass. I'm a bad-ass.
Just don't touch anything.
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Come on.
- I think of somebody who looks more like... - Like me?
- I'm very proud of my twang. - Ugh!
Oh, my God. You can still walk.
Oh, my God.
- I'm trying to help you with your business. - Get in the car.
Well, see you kind of made yourself at home, huh?
Oh. I don't know. Susanne made me put on Lenore's shirt.
Smoking hot!
All right. Fine. Here we go.
No, thanks. I don't care for them.
Here.
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- It gets around - Whoo!
Thanks for holding down the fort. I appreciate it.
- Can you put it on before someone sees us? - You realize how much it clogs your veins...
Not so much what you guys did that's...
You knocked over a Topperjack's?
Sittin' on his mama's knee
Goddamn it, Pearly.
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Yeah, well, I own 22 of them.
Morning.
- Okay. - It's a good bird.
I gotta pee.
You're kidding, right?
that repeat themselves on and on, sometimes into infinity.
Are you sitting on a couch or a toilet? Because this is like a therapy session.
Yeah! Yeah.
- You put on man perfume to come and see me? - No, I didn't put on ma...
Oh, I am so happy every time I come here.
- Do it again! - Yes.
or, you know, a job.
- Really? - Yeah.
Come on.
you want me to take care of that wiggly little motherfucker for you?
Coming in hot! I am coming in smoking hot
May I introduce my granddaughter, Hamburger? What are you doing?
it wasn't the worst thing that happened.
Hey, I don't wanna be a bummer...
I wouldn't stand there if I was you.
Oh, God! Oh, my God, Pearl!
- Oh, God. - Real, real, real shitty.
He likes pies. He's got a gun to his face.
You're done here. You better leave while you can.
Aah. My finger.
- Sweetie, have fun. Bye. - See you later, son.
- I'm sorry you got fired. - Shut up, Missi.
right out of my hand at my grandparents' cabin. And there was this one deer...
So good to see you.
For being an asshole. That's what I'm suing you for.
- Just don't rob anybody in it. - I'm not gonna rob anybody in it.
- Oh. - Yeah, that shit's contaminated now!
- Thanks. - To your honey.
Enjoy that.
I ain't got many friends left to talk to
- Tammy, listen up. - What?
All right, Dad, come on. We gotta go.
I guess this is goodbye again.
It's been such a long time since I've had a good servicing.
Just because you can’t see
Shit.
Look who it is.
Here you go.
Hey, you're being a real bitch, lady.
Yep
- What is that? - A little version of this.
and we finally are out of it.
Oh. Oh, oh, oh.
- Oh, God. No, I'm returning it. - She's returning the money.
I gotta...
Oh. I see you got a couple of maraschino cherries yourself.
- Remember that? - That's good.
Oh, God.
I, uh... I folded your clothes.
I'm sorry.
I told you this was a bad idea.
Hey!
When I get through throwin' it on you You've got to come back for more
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I'm like a Cheeto. You can't eat just one.
Just ditching me in there.
but I don't think you want the police getting ahold of this car.
Look at that. She is so brave.
And here's the money back. No hard feelings.
You don't know anything about me.
It's really good. I love the bark.
You know what I mean.
- Yeah. - Okay.
and under different circumstances this would probably work out.
- Hey. - Hey. It's been too long.
- So how you liking Louisville? - I love it. I love where I live, where I work.
Get off the floor.
I though you are ancestors.
Who?
Oh, it's so good to see you.
I think if anyone could do it, it would be you.
I went home after a shitty day, and Greg and Missi Jenkins...
Don't know if it's a blanket or a towel, but it'll keep you warm.
You know how shitty that was for a little kid? You left me all alone.
- Yeah, thanks a lot. - You're welcome.
Tammy, my office. Now.
so please exit the Topperjack's.
- Yeah. - All right.
Ain't gonna let 'em...
I'm driving a car, Grandma. Do you see what I'm doing?
I'm not sure. Is it?
Can't exactly keep complaining about my life and not doing anything about it.
- Holy shit, you guys are loaded. - Tammy, that is so rude.
What have you done?
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Grandma?
- Where the hell are we? - Shh, shh, shh. Come here.
Grandma, I brought you some coffee.
What?
It says he carved it with a chainsaw.
I love you, but I am not gonna die in this house alone.
- That shit's medical. - Listen!