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May I introduce my granddaughter, Hamburger? What are you doing?
- I'm very proud of my twang. - Ugh!
Grandma, I brought you some coffee.
- Oh, God. - Real, real, real shitty.
- Okay. - It's a good bird.
I gotta pee.
What have you done?
- Yeah, thanks a lot. - You're welcome.
Well, see you kind of made yourself at home, huh?
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Hey, you're being a real bitch, lady.
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so please exit the Topperjack's.
Coming in hot! I am coming in smoking hot
I, uh... I folded your clothes.
I'm driving a car, Grandma. Do you see what I'm doing?
Oh. I see you got a couple of maraschino cherries yourself.
Hey, I don't wanna be a bummer...
You're done here. You better leave while you can.
I think if anyone could do it, it would be you.
Just don't touch anything.
it wasn't the worst thing that happened.
I'm sorry.
Come on.
Here you go.
I am a bad-ass. I'm a bad-ass.
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Hey!
I ain't got many friends left to talk to
I'm not sure. Is it?
- Thanks. - To your honey.
Come on.
Morning.
Oh. I don't know. Susanne made me put on Lenore's shirt.
and under different circumstances this would probably work out.
Oh, my God.
For being an asshole. That's what I'm suing you for.
- So how you liking Louisville? - I love it. I love where I live, where I work.
Yeah! Yeah.
Don't know if it's a blanket or a towel, but it'll keep you warm.
Oh, God.
It says he carved it with a chainsaw.
but I don't think you want the police getting ahold of this car.
Oh, I am so happy every time I come here.
Smoking hot!
Goddamn it, Pearly.
You knocked over a Topperjack's?
Grandma?
Then where do you want it, man?
Ain't gonna let 'em...
Enjoy that.
- Yeah. - All right.
right out of my hand at my grandparents' cabin. And there was this one deer...
- Remember that? - That's good.
Are you sitting on a couch or a toilet? Because this is like a therapy session.
- Oh. - Yeah, that shit's contaminated now!
Oh, my God. You can still walk.
Yeah, well, I own 22 of them.
- Just don't rob anybody in it. - I'm not gonna rob anybody in it.
- Oh, God. No, I'm returning it. - She's returning the money.
Shit.
Sittin' on his mama's knee
Yep
All right. Fine. Here we go.
I wouldn't stand there if I was you.
- Can you put it on before someone sees us? - You realize how much it clogs your veins...
- Yeah. - Okay.
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- Tammy, listen up. - What?
- What is that? - A little version of this.
or, you know, a job.
Do I say "thank you" to that?
It's really good. I love the bark.
- That shit's medical. - Listen!
Just ditching me in there.
Look who it is.
- I'm trying to help you with your business. - Get in the car.
You don't know anything about me.
What?
And here's the money back. No hard feelings.
It's been such a long time since I've had a good servicing.
- I'm sorry you got fired. - Shut up, Missi.
Not so much what you guys did that's...
I though you are ancestors.
No, thanks. I don't care for them.
I'm like a Cheeto. You can't eat just one.
Aah. My finger.
Get off the floor.
You know how shitty that was for a little kid? You left me all alone.
- It gets around - Whoo!
Here.
You know what I mean.
- I think of somebody who looks more like... - Like me?
- You put on man perfume to come and see me? - No, I didn't put on ma...
Oh, God! Oh, my God, Pearl!
- Where the hell are we? - Shh, shh, shh. Come here.
that repeat themselves on and on, sometimes into infinity.
Oh. Oh, oh, oh.
- Sweetie, have fun. Bye. - See you later, son.
Tammy, my office. Now.
- Holy shit, you guys are loaded. - Tammy, that is so rude.
He likes pies. He's got a gun to his face.
You're kidding, right?
Thanks for holding down the fort. I appreciate it.
I love you, but I am not gonna die in this house alone.
- Hey. - Hey. It's been too long.
and we finally are out of it.
So good to see you.
I told you this was a bad idea.
Oh, it's so good to see you.
- Really? - Yeah.
Look at that. She is so brave.
I went home after a shitty day, and Greg and Missi Jenkins...
All right, Dad, come on. We gotta go.
you want me to take care of that wiggly little motherfucker for you?
Who?
When I get through throwin' it on you You've got to come back for more
Can't exactly keep complaining about my life and not doing anything about it.
Just because you can’t see
I guess this is goodbye again.
- Do it again! - Yes.
I gotta...