Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The suspect made off with $1600...
Four thousand 800 bucks.
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- Come on. Chop-chop. - We're coming.
I just wanna use your love tonight
You're a fugitive from justice. Think about it that way.
I mean, I can go out there, and I can get any guy in this room.
happy birthday, America.
- You looked great out there. Yeah. - Oh.
Why are you in my house making my husband dinner?
something bad was gonna happen to you.
- I kind of got into them. - Okay.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- Mom, I've got it, okay? - Okay, great.
Poom.
Do we have, like, a Christmas account or a savings account with...?
No. It's whiskey. Ha-ha-ha.
I mean, I'm magic, but not...
You've gotta be shitting me.
I know I'm late. A deer jumped out of nowhere.
Oh! Yes, Earl.
- Tammy. - I got it here.
- Yeah. You did. - Did I?
Look at her. Come on, everybody, people. Oh...
You weren't breathing. We all thought you were dead.
Oh, okay.
You know, Grandma told me that she made a pass at you.
Two bags of trail mix.
So farm, huh?
When I was a young girl, I used to feed deer...
Thanks. You look great.
Don't call me, Greg, when she dumps you!
Look at this thing.
Are you kidding? Forty-eight hundred dollars?
Well, let's just try to glow less.
- Oh, no. - No.
Look at you go! There you go!
Just because you can't see through your Magoo goggles...
I've been looking all over creation for you.
I am ripping shit up!
Hey, little thing, let me light your candle 'Cause, Mama, I'm so hard to handle, now
- Hey. - Hey.
Is that what I'm kind of smelling?
Well, I was supposed to go with my daddy.
They got magazines in there, don't they?
All right?
Greg's cheating on me, Mom.
Somebody get these. Oh, my God.
God. I am so sorry. So sorry about everything.
Mom!
Yeah. That's gonna do it.
Oh, shit.
It's because I'm tricky.
Thanks.
Beep, boop. All the way. Yeah, Earl has them all over Facebook.
Now that's gonna take a little bit of time.
- That's amazing. - Yeah.
Yeah, she's always drunk.
She just grabs it by the horns.
Do not touch the Tower Deluxe burgers.
But she's drunk.
And don't let her touch my underwear.
You know, you get a little taste of Tammy, and then you...
Bye.
Is she there?
And I don't even have a car...
Let's go.
Assholes.
Let's go.
Stay the night but keep it undercover
No, I mean I'm sorry for landing us in here.
MOOD
So I'm just gonna get my stuff.
Grandma, wake up!
Your doctor says you have to take it easy.
Cool off. Oh, my goodness.
You wanna buy me some drinks and get up in this?
I'm so sorry.
I didn't start anything.
Yeah.
Let's light this candle.
You dick. You know what?
It's a little swollen. It's okay.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- Oh. Come on, man. - Let's go, ma'am.
I tried to sleep with your father.
You are really great.
She thinks she can handle it, but she can't.
Tammy, you have already been fired. I have already terminated your employment.
to flash his breasts to the lesbians.
Sorry I, you know, made that...
I was kind of an awful wife.
Wrong answer.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I think so.
She's not breathing, and I just let her drink all night.
I meant it as a compliment. I said you were super hot.
You can't work your magic on that, right?
It's one of the things I like about you a lot.
Okay, we're leaving right now.
No fucking way!
- There's no bees here, ma'am. - There was a bee.
My grandma's still got 1400.
- Yes, exactly. I need your badge back. - It's not a badge.
So, what's going on with you, Tammy? What's next?
- Hey, man. How you doing? - Hey. Good.
Poom.
Hyah! Hyah! Get out of here! Get out of here.
Oh, I was mean to you.
- Hey. - Dick.
- Prison agree with me? Heh. - Heh. Yeah. Ha-ha-ha.
You dick. You know what?
Thank you. The secret's in the maraschino cherries.
- You're not getting my car unless you take me. - No.
The fucking old lady promised us a beer, so give it to me.
- Interesting. - Yeah, it is. Isn't it?
Ugh.
- Is the bird named Pearl? Ha, ha. - Yes.
- But I'm gonna take your car. - What?