Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He should go give screaming lessons to seven-year-olds.
[together] Ohh. Here we go. Yes.
But seriously, guys, nothing like a hot-roof beer
- What? Dudes. - Oh, my God.
Oh, hey. Chow-ders is almost...
- Just go. - Oh, my gosh.
that someone didn't switch it on purpose?
Wait, wait, wait, okay, let's think about this, though, guys.
- Yes. - And I plan on talking about
- Yeah. - 69 Man.
Just, you know, the pranks we do are a little more chill.
I feel pretty goddamned blessed to be here
♪ Gotta be fresh ♪
- Okay. - Holy... Jesus.
but that's our favorite sandwich, so...
[groaning]
- What a second. - Ohh.
Oh, I like these three right there with the twos.
Hey, are you over there on your phone pretending like you're on
You feel like you've lost some weight.
[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]
You're our heroes. We're you biggest Stans.
Jerry, what's poppin'?
I'ma live forever.
- Yep. - Your funeral.
No wonder this office sucks.
fashion trends or, like, totally be kept up with the Kardashians,
You did it. You did what you said.
[mumbling indistinctly]
[all howling]
Oh, I [bleep] love this family.
- What? - Oh, he just got pranked.
Are you kidding me? I've never met one.
- No. - Oh.
All right, fam, follow me.
We just don't want to get fired, you know?
why don't you come on up, tell us a little bit about yourself,
- Yes! - Yup. Yes.
What do you need?
Yeah, no, it was very chill.
a super-important call?
Prank's over.
[together] Ahh!
Yo, even Alice has a side hustle.
and my penis, I don't know if it's adequate enough.
You guys have a good week off?
We're a different alternate universe.
Oh.
- Seriously. - Hey, how are we the JV?
- No, no, no, no, no. - What is going on?
Where is the penis pump?
Absolutely not. Sit your ass down.