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Would you like me to turn him into something?
A show. l love shows, sir.
Major Nelson, l have a signed statement from you...
And you'll see me tomorrow morning at 8:00 in my office.
...or you're coming with me to General Peterson's office...
Well, if you already know that, why do you need me?
You have no idea how l'm counting on that, Mr. Nestor.
...turn this egg into scrambled eggs.
l saw a harem girl in your office last night...
-Good night, sir. -Good night.
...you better have it in writing.
Thank you.
l'll be happy to wish you good luck...
-That is lovely. -Did you see that, Jeannie?
'' ...do hereby admit that l was seen...
No mechanical device?
-Floats in the air! -Yes.
-Oh, but-- -Jeannie.
-Sir, this is-- -Sign it.
l may even have a little difficulty eating this.
l'll tell General Peterson that you've accepted.
...l prepared for you, but--
So this is your expert witness!
Oh, the show is about to begin. Shall we go?
Thank you, Jeannie.
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