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It's that horrible Mr. Burns, isn't it?
but to the eye that has brains, I'm making a point about marriage.
- Hmm, why don't you come inside for a drink of water? - 'Kay.
I mean, I can teach a class!
I'm an idiot. What am I gonna tell my wife and kids?
- [ Tires Squealing ] - [ Drivers ] Hey! [ Protesting ]
[ Tires Screeching ]
Dad, you can't trick somebody into loving you.
LADY AND THE TRAMP (SIGHS)
No talking.
Tattered and worn
He has to push the sanctity of marriage, or his god will punish him.
Can't talk now, Flanders. I've got a class to teach.
I'm in. Let's see your cards.
There's a reason two people come together and stay together.
There's something they give each other that nobody else can give them.
- For tomorrow, you should read pages seven through 1 8 in Lisa's diary. - You too.
Two perfectly Good drinks
- Like the other night, we were fighting about money. - Ooh, a fight.
Uh-h-h-m, how about you, Otto?
- Hey, don't yell at Homer just 'cause he's a little slow. - [ Gasps ]
Son, I know you meant well, but that wasn't the right thing to do.
- Could've been very happy here. - [ Knocking ]
Will you marry me, Marge?
[ Tires Squealing ] It's all right. I'm running for president.
Oh, I miss Marge.
Trouble in paradise, huh? Heh, heh, heh.
Yeah . . . . He knows it is.
- Down the hall, Room 1 2. - [ Mouth Full ] Thank you.
But they won't! They won't let me live! [ Sobbing ]