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- [ People Chattering ] - Shh!
Honey, the door blew shut.
- Get a divorce. - Mm-hmm.
No, that's okay. What was it?
- Do you want another card or not? - Huh? Okay. I'll take three.
Ooh. Oh, right.
For you see, marriage is a lot like an orange.
I only like it when I'm pretend-scared.
we are having a sale on blue dye number 52.
[ Boy On Speaker] Wait! I need closure on that anecdote.
Later. [ Chuckling ]
Oh, yes, yes. To the untrained eye, I'm eating an orange...
- [ Moans ] - Gettin' better.
- No. - Okay. 30.
- We need names! - Well, let's just call 'em, uh...
The realigning of a conference is a lot like a good marriage