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Just eat the damn oranges!
That's it. If he can teach a class, he can teach a class!
Well, I'm a smart woman, but I make bad choices.
- [ Crushes Insect ] - Whoa. You think you got 'em all, but you forget about the eggs.
We need someone to teach a course on how to build a successful marriage.
So, little Lisa, apple of my eye...
All right, here's the 41 1 , folks.
- Ah, Marge is throwin' me out for blabbin' about her elbow thing. - [ Groans ]
[ Gasps ] All right.
I'm really glad you're back, Dad. I knew you could do it.
Oh, these stubborn grass stains.
So, Marge, are you really happy? Really?
[ Sighs ]
[ Sobs ] Come on, Waylon.
If you want Mom back, you just have to remember what you give her that nobody else can.
[ Gagging ] Chokin' on my own rage, here.
I'll tell you a secret, Bart. Every time I'm worried about Mom and Dad...
And Lenny says that I'm, uh-- [ Chuckles ]
Okay, but then we gotta get to work.
Oh, boy. Oh, I'm gonna start bawlin' here.
[ Both ] Ew!
- [ All ] Eww! - At this point I'd like to remind you...
but on the other hand, it's not like you go to museums or read books or anything.
Hey Fagan you still here? You really are slow.
Come to papa! Wait a minute.
Oh, why didn't I take a picture?
- [ Sighing ] - Oh.
The
Oh. Well, that will be l-- [ Gasps ]
(INDISTINCT WHISPERING) (GIGGLES)
You've Just Ruined a perfectly good drink Incorrect marge, two perfectly good drinks
You have a straight flush, Homer.