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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

See you at my funeral, suckers!
Might be a problem with your circuit breaker. See you.
You said something about a buffet?
Shut up, God! Beg pardon?
but wait
Yeah. Last time you went to the suicide booth,
Thanks. I have another one that says
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Hey, stop that. I command you, you jerk.
Why, when I was a boy, we had a parade every day. Those were dark times.
when it belongs to my best friend.
I'll save one of you!
Whoa, sick! My software can control electronics!
Time to Lower My Guard even for a minute
He always had my back. So I'll take his arm.
You're a hero.
So what? I hate animals.
Finally. Any more ridiculous ideas?
That's it. I'm killing myself.
Whoa, maybe you're right. I only meant to slap you twice.
Bender, you always say you're going to kill yourself,
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Don't try to talk me out of it! Well?
Missed me!
Now do you believe me?
As a reminder, passengers are limited to two carry-on butter churns.
Oh, I hear you loud and clear.
They still stink of candy corn.
I'll return you to your body
Hallelujah.
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