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[shrieks]
I was cruel to my wife. I admit it.
more than you realize.
I'd rather be like him.
Hi, Chrissy.
So you wanna rip each other's heads off.
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I got a B-plus on my "Call of the Wild" essay.
- Oh, God! Ladies! - Okay.
in front of the whole town?
Chrissy, please.
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Ha! You sure did.
This family keeps showing us who they are
Here comes daddy.
Herman wanted the line to be "Ishmael's my name,
big head--big bitch?
Everyone has layers.
Maybe you fixate on things like dishes,
I had to take a shower with my clothes on.
And yes, I don't have a dick,
I was liberated from my hatred of all women,
A big head, like Bill head, big fucking--
She must-- she will bend the knee.
You and your dad eat them fried or à la mode?
Oh, that's funny, because roaches are like you.
Look, Chrissy, Darlene is right about the PTA moms.
into a fucking blob monster?
Still, glad I went.
Wrong. Never owned a Valentino,
[crowd awws]
[both chuckle] - That's fine.
If they walk themselves to the ledge,
I told you. I told you it was a bad idea
And we will defeat her!
I didn't even use a dish today.