Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why don't you remember the time that you peed your pants

She'll tire herself out.

"Got the two pounds of Sphinx flesh, check.

So how about you both stop torturing yourselves

LAURA: I stand by that.

behind her bed and doesn't notice until the cockroaches

- How was work? - Bill Jr. is getting a divorce.

and I found him playing craps with Duncan Sheik--

Toodle-oo, double dongs.

We've got six grand on the mom.

You know, they eat human flesh? ERWIN: Really?

or accept that you're not cut out for it.

[hopeful music]

So this is how it ends,

Come on, you're being too hard on each other.

Remember that time you helped your mom

The point is, it's difficult between you two right now,

Let's get a little down and dirty, huh?

- The guy with a giant head? - Mm-hmm.

Stay out of this, Darlene.

- Jesus fuck. - But the spell didn't work.

To eat Coco Poofties in my room,

I was in a very dark place,

But dibs on "Total Eclipse."

[ominous music]

Oh, I think I just wet myself.

'cause it smells like shit in here.

the little power I have over her will vanish.

shut down Italian restaurants that have lied to me

in your disease-riddled favor.

Don't clean the dish. - Great.

In fact, I'll make you dinner.

At first, I was gonna ignore your text.

but I worked my ass off to help us survive

How 'bout we eat buffet style?