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what was best for the both of us.
What'd I say about dirty dishes?
something that'll make Chrissy go fucking nuts,
I'm a shit person. I failed us.
Oh, honey, you seem upset.
more than anything in the world.
- [chuckles] - Tacos for dinner?
- Gut-wrenchingly iconic. - We love a bitch.
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the little girl who got my dick shot off.
you trick-ass hoes.
Yep! She says she puts me first?
or I delete your Shitsta account.
This country is cool with lady pedos.
Not everybody's ready for a man who's so set on his goals.
good old-fashioned demon style?
You're like a roided out toddler.
Um, I think I'm gonna head to Dad's for a bit.
CHRISSY: [sobbing]
they'll chew right through you.
I just dug myself out, for fuck's sake!
when you were four and we were on the ferry
I feel alive!
Oh, God. Thanks for coming so quick.
It's really not my dish.
I believe my metal replacement won't disappoint.
It might not be as serious as you--
I chose to sacrifice--
[phone chimes] LAURA: Deleted!
SATAN: Incoming.
You can do whatever you want, Darlene.
So we could just-- [feedback blares]
Bonnie Tyler's my girl.
and destroying realms.
CHRISSY: My roaches are gonna eat your rats' heart out.