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I own a Valentino the Bear Beanie Baby.
- Erwin? - Oh, no, no, no.
So we gotta talk them off the ledge
I-I ever tell you guys about the time
It was stupid.
This is war!
with a seemingly unbreakable shell,
before things go any further.
Oh, hey, Darlene,
with a giant trampoline so they bounce when they fall,
of good old Maximus Dawnus.
Um, hi.
Sweetie, look around. Do I have a choice?
[exciting music]
I don't.
[shouting] Hey! Watch where you're poking me!
I hate to admit it, but I am rock hard right now.
How would you feel about dessert?
Please, let's just take a breath,
turning you into a conjoined Stay Puft man.
Oh, shit!
Even if you feed them, care for them,
got so mad after I told him he couldn't watch
two wives, a mother,
Equinox all over again.
Fuck the laundry.
Or would you rather flee? - Ahh!
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