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♪ And if you see my reflection ♪
But why don't you go get something to eat, and then go up to my room,
-What's your name? -Polly.
[sighs] No, it once took me six months to buy a crêpe pan.
You should have called me.
Folks around here, we don't pay each other to be neighborly.
Mm. Hey, thank you.
And second, I would like to apologize for what I said.
It was my pleasure.
Oh, yeah, you keep telling yourself that.
Because... I sold my house...
Oh, y-- you know what?
Yeah, you will.
♪ I get the feelin' ♪
Oh, Hope, I thought you knew me better than that.
Oh, you'd be surprised.
So, how long before you disappear again?
Uh, I left...
Yes and no.
Word to the wise.
[coughing]
but maybe that's... that's just my dementia actin' up.
I don't even recall interviewing you,
Boy, you picked the wrong place to rob.
-You'll wind up-- -Knocked on my ass?
You're just having... some Braxton Hicks.
♪ And the world spins madly on ♪
I'm gonna hand this on to our son, Mark Junior.
on the night of the live recording of their very first album.
♪ And you turn around ♪
-And practicality. -Ah!
[woman] Oh!
Hello?
Thank you.
These patients, they are like my family.
Um...
He is rude, he is demeaning,
Oh, come on.
-When did you eat last? -Why?
You know there's a Starbucks in Kuala Lumpur?
[birdsong]
But in my defense,
Oh, thank you.
But I'm sure owning a bar has its challenges.
A nurse would know her place.
In my defense, I was told by Mrs. McCrea that you were elderly
[Jack] Ooh. Good choice.
I think I can actually hear my heart beating.
unless I know for sure you're not gonna hurt someone.
and watch someone bleed out if you're not here?
-[whimpers] -It's okay.
Uh...
I'm Vernon.
This is what you sent me.
[chuckles] All right.
Do I need to remind you that we have a--
[horn blares]
if I had a spare room, I'd offer, but...
Um... Anyway, you should stop by for a muffin or something.
[clears throat]