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Word to the wise.
Oh, y-- you know what?
-You'll wind up-- -Knocked on my ass?
[Jack] Ooh. Good choice.
Uh, I left...
♪ And the world spins madly on ♪
-What's your name? -Polly.
But in my defense,
Yes and no.
Oh, yeah, you keep telling yourself that.
-And practicality. -Ah!
Oh, you'd be surprised.
So, how long before you disappear again?
Uh...
Um... Anyway, you should stop by for a muffin or something.
And second, I would like to apologize for what I said.
[sighs] No, it once took me six months to buy a crêpe pan.
[clears throat]
♪ And if you see my reflection ♪
Folks around here, we don't pay each other to be neighborly.
You know there's a Starbucks in Kuala Lumpur?
This is what you sent me.
In my defense, I was told by Mrs. McCrea that you were elderly
It was my pleasure.
♪ And you turn around ♪
But why don't you go get something to eat, and then go up to my room,
[chuckles] All right.
Hello?
and watch someone bleed out if you're not here?
[woman] Oh!
Um...
-[whimpers] -It's okay.
Oh, Hope, I thought you knew me better than that.
Boy, you picked the wrong place to rob.
I don't even recall interviewing you,
Oh, come on.
Because... I sold my house...
Oh, thank you.
You're just having... some Braxton Hicks.
[birdsong]
but maybe that's... that's just my dementia actin' up.
Mm. Hey, thank you.
on the night of the live recording of their very first album.
I think I can actually hear my heart beating.
-When did you eat last? -Why?
[coughing]
I'm gonna hand this on to our son, Mark Junior.
I'm Vernon.
Yeah, you will.
You should have called me.
if I had a spare room, I'd offer, but...
But I'm sure owning a bar has its challenges.
A nurse would know her place.
Do I need to remind you that we have a--
Thank you.
♪ I get the feelin' ♪
[horn blares]
These patients, they are like my family.
unless I know for sure you're not gonna hurt someone.
He is rude, he is demeaning,