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This order's no good.
The minute you open the door, he goes into his act.
It's been weeks. What happened? Where have you been?
Joe!
until our lawgiver proved that man could not be tamed.
Catch him! Catch him!
You say these things were found at the same level as that doll?
Take it easy. You saved me from this fanatic. Maybe I can return the favor.
Come on!
Dr. Zaius, minister of science and chief defender of the faith.
In heaven's name! Get rid of that creature!
Our eastern desert has never been explored
Good morning, sir.
Going Deeper, with Quantum Christianity
Well put, Dr. Zaius.
What signal?
- Zira doesn't want your female. - I want her.
Unless we can prove our theories, we don't stand a chance of acquittal.
So I left
Taylor!
Space is... boundless.
Your case was preordained.
it looks like you're the last of the line.
defender of the faith.
You didn't have time to read the tapes.
Join the expedition.
YOU BLEW MICHAEL P. ALLEN UP!
Never mind. I'll clue you in.
Well, you damn near made it.
Get down!
Here comes number one.
Lower your weapons.
Their speech organs are adequate.
No.
Blessed are the vegetarians.
Tell me, is there another jungle beyond the forbidden zone?
Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!
Cease fire! Withdraw!
The one I was telling you about.
I'm in charge of this man.
for final disposition.
DAMN YOU! YOU BLOOBER'D IT UP DAMN YOU TO SILENT HELL!
Many days and nights.
What I do, I do with no pleasure.
Doesn't that make you misty?
You're negative.
The state charges that Dr. Zira and a corrupt surgeon named Galen
A toy.
Watch.
Flight Is A Scientific Impossibility.
That's our story if somebody stops us.
But suppose you find nothing but... but wasteland?
Mountains?
Which direction?
I'll give you just six hours to make a full confession.
I don't say he was a man like I knew at home,
Well, Taylor, we're all fugitives now.
- What happened? - Oh, those fools and their torches.
He's a born killer.
That is his assertion.
Man Say You damn Dirty Ape You Damn Dirty Kazar Wildebeest Bad Cow Hate It I least favourite cool
When will you show me what's in that cave?
Take your stinking paws off me,
That means we've been away from Earth for 18 months.
that talks?
The proper study of apes is apes.
Right now, if you like.
Dr. Zaius, this is inexcusable!
Very well.
You Caniacs!!
OK. You read me well enough.
Only because he saw you moving yours.
you damn dirty ape!
- Got your sensors? - Right.
Time's wiped out everything you ever knew.
At this hour?
The way I was humiliated... by all of you?
Since the defendant has been forbidden to speak in his own defense,