Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah ♪ -♪ Oh, oh, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, no, no ♪

or to an audience.

♪ I'm sick and tired of hearing lies ♪

HEY JUNE DON'T BE AFRAID

you can see there's only two people playing and one person singing.

♪ As I leave the desert skies ♪

If you vamp, then it-- then it takes away from his vamping.

[Ringo, incomprehensible, echoing] Hello?

In fact, maybe you shouldn't both do that.

But just at the end of it, it goes...

♪ I'm so tired ♪

I know, but, you know. Yeah, but--

I've always wanted to do something in the open air.

Congratulations

♪ Fill your eyes ♪

You know, wind and anything. Make all that...

- But do you wanna take the gallop? - No, okay, but don't--

Yes, please. Yes.

while everyone makes up their minds whether they want to do it or not.

Paul McCartney may have been wondering how the songs he and John write

♪ Roll up for the mystery tour ♪

Nice, that purple.

♪ Carolina Moon ♪

We're gonna do it, or we're not gonna do it.

We could do-- Yeah.

I was watching that pop show on BBC2. The Move were on.

None of you are trying to do any of it.

I need sort of, like, a gallon in the morning.

And there's nothing wrong with four years ago,

♪ Well, I would join the Common Market But it's much too common for me ♪

♪ Don't you know it's... ♪

So... it was like a comedy when I heard it, you know? It was like...

- It was amazing. Did you see any of it? - I only saw the last five-- Three minutes.

Yeah. All right? - Yeah.

♪ Get back to where you once belonged ♪

The Mersey Beat Awards for the Best Couple of the Year...

It could hold-- I guess that'd be a bit limited.

Now what would make it?

♪ Just gimme some truth ♪

♪ Let me take you down ♪

♪ Get back ♪

What can we do to that bit then, you know?

we don't care if it fades tomorrow.

I always meant to just change the words a bit and do something.

♪ By seasick, narrow-minded Shortsighted hypocrites ♪

♪ Tonight Harold Wilson Said to the immigrants ♪

Where's the what? - The mixer and the 8-tracks and all them.

♪ The Ukraine girls really knock me out ♪

And all civilians. Fucking terrible.

♪ My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my My imagination ♪

That's your code name.

Which this isn't.

I'm just another guitar,

It doesn't sound like-- But I-- Some of it.

♪ Golden slumbers ♪

- I still haven't got words on this. Yes.

♪ Pools of sorrow, waves of joy Are drifting through my opened mind ♪

The quote which John Lennon made has been represented entirely out of context.

Kevin? Kevin, can we have some toast and tea, please?

We're doing that thing we did on The Beatles.

♪ Don't let me down ♪

And he's a very good man, very experienced.

We should change the--

♪ Back to where you once belonged ♪

But we can all say yes now and somebody can decide no tomorrow.

- George, come here. I just wanna get it over with.

Ladies and gentlemen, the shitty Beatles!

I'd be thrilled to do it.

What difference has all this row made to this tour, do you think?

EMI have got to fucking get all that shit over to him.

And that means by the time a week from now comes

Look, you could have our thing plastic too.

so that it's just us doing it

♪ I haven't slept a wink ♪

Oh, it's terribly high.

I'll have a glass of white wine. I'll have a beer.

"It's a love that has no past."

"Love for the first time in my life, so don't you let it get away."

...which it always is.

♪ Oh, isn't it a pity? ♪

and then start doing roundups.

♪ I me mine ♪

I'm not interested, you know, to spend my fucking days farting around here,

We've got a chance to smile at people, like "All You Need Is Love."

♪ We're going home ♪

Yes, but that's the only argument you're giving to me is the...

♪ Yeah, boy ♪

♪ Speaking words of wisdom Let it be ♪

Thinking of getting rid of him.

♪ I've been to old Calcutta And I've had enough of that ♪

Says Paul, "We've had so much success,

- There's one record of ours. Should be more like...

- Paul, forget the last line. - I'm just trying to get a bit--

♪ I'll do anything for you ♪

♪ It's a love that lasts forever ♪

and getting forcibly ejected,

Why? Have you got something there?

♪ Get back ♪

I just loved all of it.

♪ On our way home ♪

♪ Oh, no, oh, no ♪

♪ I'm in love for the first time ♪

♪ Money for rope ♪

♪ Let it be ♪

Yeah, well, that time it was just silly.

♪ She worked at 15 clubs a day ♪

♪ Henry Coop ♪

♪ Didn't anybody see? ♪

But if it is going to be your last TV show--

-♪ No, no ♪ ♪ No, no ♪

♪ Tuesday's on the phone to me ♪

That's a wrap. I'll see you in Sabratha!

-♪ I'm coming back ♪ -♪ Yes ♪

It could end on G for that one. G.

Maybe we should learn a few songs first.

♪ So I got me a lorry And I took a ride ♪

♪ Read the Record Mirror Let it be ♪

Yeah, so it goes--

♪ All things must pass away ♪

- But you see, nothing has to happen... - Yeah, it's the same bit.

I've got something of his in the garden.

♪ Clang! Clang! ♪

♪ Isn't it a shame ♪

Yes. Yes, I saw that on telly the other night.

- Give in. I give in. - You're right that it's wrong on that bit.

Everything's all right.

That's why we're wrong to throw away the show.

Can we have some more tea, Kevin?

♪ All things must pass away ♪

♪ Better, better, better Better, better, oh ♪

I don't mean in terms of polio,

Okay, so how about-- how about changing around these two?

You know, like, a lot of guitarists can sustain even,

If you got a lot of blocks made, you could build any formation you want.

Every song has got a character. That's the character of that one.

...play those notes.

And I don't see it being here on a stage with tubular scaffolding around it.

♪ You and me, Henry Cooper Henry Cooper ♪