Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ We're going home ♪

If you vamp, then it-- then it takes away from his vamping.

- Paul, forget the last line. - I'm just trying to get a bit--

- But you see, nothing has to happen... - Yeah, it's the same bit.

And he's a very good man, very experienced.

we don't care if it fades tomorrow.

♪ I me mine ♪

That's why we're wrong to throw away the show.

♪ Oh, no, oh, no ♪

♪ Read the Record Mirror Let it be ♪

♪ As I leave the desert skies ♪

♪ Golden slumbers ♪

- But do you wanna take the gallop? - No, okay, but don't--

"Love for the first time in my life, so don't you let it get away."

Paul McCartney may have been wondering how the songs he and John write

I just loved all of it.

That's a wrap. I'll see you in Sabratha!

I always meant to just change the words a bit and do something.

HEY JUNE DON'T BE AFRAID

And I don't see it being here on a stage with tubular scaffolding around it.

I'm not interested, you know, to spend my fucking days farting around here,

Yes, but that's the only argument you're giving to me is the...

"It's a love that has no past."

♪ Better, better, better Better, better, oh ♪

I was watching that pop show on BBC2. The Move were on.

♪ Carolina Moon ♪

What can we do to that bit then, you know?

...play those notes.

♪ She worked at 15 clubs a day ♪

EMI have got to fucking get all that shit over to him.

I know, but, you know. Yeah, but--

♪ Oh, isn't it a pity? ♪

Maybe we should learn a few songs first.

- There's one record of ours. Should be more like...

-♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah ♪ -♪ Oh, oh, yeah ♪

you can see there's only two people playing and one person singing.

Thinking of getting rid of him.

Okay, so how about-- how about changing around these two?

♪ It's a love that lasts forever ♪

♪ Didn't anybody see? ♪

♪ Let me take you down ♪

But we can all say yes now and somebody can decide no tomorrow.

Yes. Yes, I saw that on telly the other night.

Nice, that purple.

♪ The Ukraine girls really knock me out ♪

But just at the end of it, it goes...

Now what would make it?

-♪ I'm coming back ♪ -♪ Yes ♪

Everything's all right.

♪ Fill your eyes ♪

♪ Tonight Harold Wilson Said to the immigrants ♪

Yes, please. Yes.

- I still haven't got words on this. Yes.

I've always wanted to do something in the open air.

♪ Don't let me down ♪

♪ I'll do anything for you ♪

♪ Roll up for the mystery tour ♪

and getting forcibly ejected,

I need sort of, like, a gallon in the morning.

Every song has got a character. That's the character of that one.

Yeah, so it goes--

Why? Have you got something there?

♪ You and me, Henry Cooper Henry Cooper ♪

We should change the--

If you got a lot of blocks made, you could build any formation you want.

You know, like, a lot of guitarists can sustain even,

And all civilians. Fucking terrible.

♪ I'm sick and tired of hearing lies ♪

♪ I'm so tired ♪

♪ Get back ♪

♪ Speaking words of wisdom Let it be ♪

I'm just another guitar,

while everyone makes up their minds whether they want to do it or not.

But if it is going to be your last TV show--

We could do-- Yeah.

♪ Pools of sorrow, waves of joy Are drifting through my opened mind ♪

♪ Let it be ♪

♪ All things must pass away ♪

and then start doing roundups.

I'd be thrilled to do it.

♪ Back to where you once belonged ♪

It doesn't sound like-- But I-- Some of it.

I'll have a glass of white wine. I'll have a beer.

It could hold-- I guess that'd be a bit limited.

♪ Clang! Clang! ♪

In fact, maybe you shouldn't both do that.

Oh, it's terribly high.

so that it's just us doing it

Look, you could have our thing plastic too.

♪ Don't you know it's... ♪

...which it always is.

Yeah. All right? - Yeah.

♪ Money for rope ♪

- Give in. I give in. - You're right that it's wrong on that bit.

And there's nothing wrong with four years ago,

- George, come here. I just wanna get it over with.

Kevin? Kevin, can we have some toast and tea, please?

We're doing that thing we did on The Beatles.

♪ Get back ♪

Which this isn't.

Can we have some more tea, Kevin?

or to an audience.

What difference has all this row made to this tour, do you think?

So... it was like a comedy when I heard it, you know? It was like...

Ladies and gentlemen, the shitty Beatles!

We've got a chance to smile at people, like "All You Need Is Love."

Says Paul, "We've had so much success,

♪ All things must pass away ♪

[Ringo, incomprehensible, echoing] Hello?

♪ I've been to old Calcutta And I've had enough of that ♪

♪ Just gimme some truth ♪

♪ By seasick, narrow-minded Shortsighted hypocrites ♪

It could end on G for that one. G.

♪ Yeah, boy ♪

♪ Oh, no, no ♪

♪ Tuesday's on the phone to me ♪

You know, wind and anything. Make all that...

♪ Get back to where you once belonged ♪

- It was amazing. Did you see any of it? - I only saw the last five-- Three minutes.

♪ Isn't it a shame ♪

And that means by the time a week from now comes

♪ So I got me a lorry And I took a ride ♪

That's your code name.

♪ I'm in love for the first time ♪

♪ I haven't slept a wink ♪

I don't mean in terms of polio,

None of you are trying to do any of it.

♪ Well, I would join the Common Market But it's much too common for me ♪

-♪ No, no ♪ ♪ No, no ♪

I've got something of his in the garden.

The quote which John Lennon made has been represented entirely out of context.

Where's the what? - The mixer and the 8-tracks and all them.

We're gonna do it, or we're not gonna do it.

Congratulations

♪ On our way home ♪

Yeah, well, that time it was just silly.

♪ Henry Coop ♪

The Mersey Beat Awards for the Best Couple of the Year...

♪ My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my My imagination ♪