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- He is coming over. - I don't want to talk to him.
Good evening.
I have to say, that's one of the lower one's we've seen.
Sky! He's so far out.
Thank you all for coming.
Well, thank you, Jessica.
This could be my crowning achievement.
that peas turn into cupcakes in their tummies.
at a very fancy black tie gala tonight.
you were gonna do and say.
I guess I could pick up a brisket tomorrow
Like when your hot fudge pipeline exploded.
You know, we have been considering opening
Good luck.
I-I couldn't find that file you wanted,
Okay, just to remind you,
put the brisket in the slow cooker,
One of the many area big wigs
Oh! That's my crotch.
That's amazing. And you didn't tell me earlier?
But we're a little short on funds.
- Seriously? - Yes.
We're boring people who will bore each other by being boring.
even though it's not legally required?
And that tuxedo makes you look like a sexy orchestra conductor.
All right, Donna. Let's hit it.
You did and said exactly what I thought
'cause I wanted to tell you in person.
What if I buy some of your disappointing son's bolo ties?
that was stolen from us by the federal government?
get a movie on pay per view.
Yo, Ron? Come on, bud.
All three of 'em. Nailed it.
Andy? We're planning our whole week.
I'm attorney Trevor Nelson with the law firm
- Yes. - Wait, no.
But I've just, you know, I'm a little preoccupied with my kids and my job.
This is very beautiful. And I'm furious at you.