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Wow, Nick, that really hurts.
trying to squeeze their way through a graham-ed cracker.
you still get chocolate cake cause you're my brother, best friend"?
Well, I'd actually love to do my paper on him.
OH FOR THE LOVE OF FUQ
The Yodeler? I love this one.
it starts to build, and then the coordinates all line up just right,
My nightmare is over.
after every ride.
-and not a blood relative. -Fair enough.
Hachi-machi.
Who are you talking to? 'Cause I am schvitzing.
Why hasn't she texted me back? It's been minutes.
Shut up, you stupid fucking dog. Oh, no.
-They bred and there were... -Andrew--
I bet they do.
Hey, I'm Vin Tea-sel. And it's all about family.
Smooth transition.
-It's all ego with that guy. -Huh.
How do we respond?
-A Harry Potter vibrator? -Ooh, it's got a phoenix-feather core.
We got a taser, and we need some nuts to shoot it at.
Mrs. Thompson here suffers from female hysteria.
I bet her undies take a sponge bath every now and again.
Hey, man, I didn't know you were, uh, religious?
everyone's favorite game show where you rub me
Well, I saw how much you enjoyed the first one.
Eatin' on each other's pussy and whatnot.
-Do better. -What?
Ugh, Jesus Christ, Mom, okay, enough, I get it.
Don't give up, baby, you gotta get that singin' vagina out of Nazi territory.
Mm, girls' trip!
All right, well, here's an article in Good Housekeeping.
You never asked.
-What the fuck? You're not Jay. -Oh!
How about some funny glasses on it?