Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't have the luxury of mediocrity.

How can you protect your image

- I trust that whatever disagreements we have

and our heritage, and he means a lot to a lot of people.

Men, the worst, right?

- Good afternoon, everybody.

- What is a nation

- Ooh, doo, doo. Wait, what are we doing?

What does all this say about us?

and there's 45 events this year

We got ourselves a goddamn history fair.

- Yeah, but for once, a movie didn't disrespect mine.

- [scoffs] - All right.

- That movie is a celebration of freedom.

- So God bless our active military,

So I'm being a Black woman now.

that we are currently standing on Minishonka land.

are slight different versions of Ariana Grande.

- And when I tried to address the problem directly,

- Oh, hold up. - Google. Go ahead.

and he served in Afghanistan.

- Standing ovation. Give 'em all the Oscars.

every year when you watch "Braveheart" on your birthday.

when it's always under attack?

you seem to be fine overlooking Mel Gibson's allegiance

- So you're sick of it, and you wanna go with someone new?

Let's bring in Spencer.

Find out why he made the movie.

More of a PB&J guy.

I mean, I'm the first Native American to win

So it's kind of like we're co-mayors.

Turn it off, turn it off. I can't.

[pencil tapping]

- But you liked the movie.