Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can't live with 'em
Like really good.
- Bobbie, we can't be seen with you
- The kids come first today. - Mm.
what if the director of "Home Alone"
- Well, Taylor was a bust.
- [sighs]
Although, while Ariana Grande
Well, takes a little more than a sash,
- Mm.
on any little asshole. - [scoffs]
with Kramer in it.
It's--it's a strong contender.
You said my name five times.
The CEO of the Running Thunder Casino,
They're asking for an additional hour
That didn't sound good coming out.
- Spencer disrespected my ancestors.
of breaking promises.
Unless that's what you were gonna...
It's humiliating.
- Should we make it a double date?
You aren't...well-educated,
- Io.
That guy is canceled,
Good luck. [laughs]
in a pot on my stove.
History Fair grand prize is Bobbie Yang.
- This is my great-great- grandmother's favorite gown.
beating red, white, and blue.
- Ugh. Fine.
- Big time, man. Lazy.
my brother's a hurricane of bad choices and unemployment.
- And you judged my family.
All the greatest feminist icons
- Okay.
all: What? - No.
- You had a custom trophy case installed
- I hear you.
[speaking Mohawk]
- Yes.
so no money exchanges hands.
- You'll allow me? - Well, I'm the mayor.
- It's Pompei covered in ash after the volcanic eruption.
Now I wanna thank all the generous sponsors
and I hope you've enjoyed my film.
You wanna go kill the leftover Chang's at my place?
it says nothing and offends literally no one.
[light music]
[applause]
Three pork dumplings, two chicken dumplings,
Identity repurposed for entertainment.
...unemployment.
Call Adirondack Country Club
- Oh. - You know what the problem is?
[laughs] No, you're not.