Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They're all dead.
- Do you have any idea what it feels like
I can't help it. - What?
I'm about to close out.
- Uh, yes, you do. All the time.
I wish that more Minishonka people
Get this kid on some kind of watch list.
- No, no. I--no.
two salt and pepper prawns, two orange chickens,
But you love "Dances with Wolves,"
- I'm not the one with the history
It's, uh, super messed up.
- Hi. I'm Spencer Vanderslice,
- I'm not an idiot.
then goodbye every episode of "Seinfeld"
And I'm willing to overlook the cultural appropriation.
- What is taking them so long?
To which...people?
to have a statue of some white guy,
- So great.
defenders of truth and liberty.
I haven't spoken to Brian
Reagan, love the dress.
- Okay, next entry is from Taylor Hawkins.
[funky hip-hop music]
- Oh--would you also like to let your guard down
- Ooh, never been.
- Thank you, Spencer.
- Ew. - R. Kelly?
- Why would you want to? - Dude, no.
And let's go judge the upperclassmen.
- Wouldn't a "Green Book" comparison
- I can barely move under the weight of these platitudes.
because I did a deep dive on his Twitter.
- You're completely unable to listen to reason.
- Wait. That doesn't make any sense.
We can't just arbitrarily disqualify a movie
- Besides, you watch "Annie Hall,"
We can't even agree on what "Green Book" meant?
that awesome Susan B. Anthony?
just Spencer doing it--it feels like a knife twist is all.
- I know, right?