Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, Tina, you're up first.
Ms. Jones is fine.
We need to find some strength and barrel through this.
Neglected? She's, like, the Queen of Soul.
I just... really wanted that closing slot.
# Oh, I beg you #
together in a car with the license plate "JEW FRO."
# Ain't no way #
Carried the hell in.
Mike Chang, Dance Dance Revolution.
# When I dial the telephone #
Why were you in the janitor's closet with the door closed?
You guys are great kids.
Technology has allowed us to be brutally cruel...
is that Schuester and that substitute, Holly Holliday, are official.
Like?
We figured you're probably used to relating to talent because you're so talented.
So even when I'm in a group of people...
Um, I'm sorry. Are you saying that you want to be carried in in a giant egg?
and now you're getting hit on by the coach of our arch rival.
Because I have nothing against any of you.
My client, Ms. Jones, is not picking up her phone.
Sandy. What are you doing in here?
Bye.
Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On." It's gonna be our finale.
# Ain't no way #
Whoever buzzes in first and answers correctly...
Liz Schneider was our fourth, but she got rubella.
I can't listen to this.
That song and the weed I smoked immediately prior...
She specifically asked for a puppy.
Dustin Goolsby? Sergeant Handsome.
Cheers.
Boy, did I think that Hitler showed promise.
Our final category: White Rappers.
Mm-hmm.
- Oh, so you're trying to seduce me. - Jackpot.
yet you're constantly taking the backseat to everyone.
You're in love with somebody else.
- Get out! - Sue thinks Will made her lose at nationals...
How is that my fault?
Ringworm. Conjunctivitis.
And in exchange, she's demanding that during the day of the benefit...
# Ain't no way #
it's actually a fantastic way to launder it.
# I'll tell you that it ain't no way #
and happier than us and have more interesting sex than us...
- Why would I wanna get involved in this? - Because, Sergeant...
the League of Doom.
And by the way, I did show up for lunch...
Fine. But Ms. Jones isn't happy about it.
# If you would only listen you might just realize what you're missing #
McKinley High's First Annual Night of Neglect fund-raiser benefit is officially a go.
- Whoo! - Bravo!
Which means...