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We're only gonna do songs by neglected artists.
as he busts some moves to Jack Johnson's "Bubble Toes."
I'm tired of fighting with Rachel all the time.
- Whoo! - Bravo!
Hey, I did get them to break up.
And after doing so, I'd like to dry them on a fresh puppy.
Boo!
when I'm normally out bow-hunting for hoboes.
# Run deep, run wild #
With gas and motels, if we only ate Funyuns, uh, $250.
Wait. I- I get the three of you being on the team.
This is unbelievable. How am I supposed to work like this?
# You to just desert me #
it gave me a change of heart.
What offer?
- Carried in. - Gaga at the Grammys.
# Let me #
And we would like to select you head of talent relations.
# If you won't #
These people paid to see us sing.
# You're my river running high #
I'm really confused.
# Ohh #
We'll be there in a minute. I'm just showing Blaine around.
It's just the opening we need. There's a student club I want you to sponsor.
# It ain't no way #
Correct. Bonus question.
# For me to love you #
Don't bother with the pep talk. I'm not going back in there. My demands were not met.
You are the Honey Badger, nature's most ferocious animal.
# La, da, da, da, da-da #
- It's just sad. - Please, just let me show you what I can do.
Sergeant Handsome, walk with me.
# Turning tables, yeah, yeah #
I have a question. Are you single?
And you were right.
This hairline is 85% my own and my sperm count is off the charts.
# She'll love me forever, I know She #
# Ain't no way #
Break them up. She's looser than a thrift store turtleneck...
That's how she gained all of her respect.
# It's as simple as something that nobody knows #
A- I need a bowl of green M&Ms. And by bowl, I mean large bowl.
- Sandy Ryerson, you are the Pink Dagger. - Yes!
But that wasn't true. Others said I was a Nazi sympathizer.
to tell you guys what great hecklers you are.
I think I may know a way to shut those hecklers up for a number or two.
# Never seen nobody move the way she did #
Are you kidding me?
Look it up on YouTube.