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I say we blow this whole thing off and hit the arcade.
Good-bye, William.
you strike me as a bit of a tool...
# To turning tables #
- Ooh! - First of all, that is a ridiculous name.
I tried to be a hater, but I just couldn't do it.
Well, first, I'm honored that you came to me.
You're hunky and I'm what they call "predatory gay."
But there's nothing, nothing that I wouldn't do...
- We have one of those? - Yes, we do.
- Whoo! - Yeah!
# Well, I was eating lunch at the D. L.G. #
# Close enough to hurt me #
The Bhola cyclone.
I was pumping iron in the gym, and one of the guys told me you two were here...
# I can't give you #
So- Oh, man. I am not the jealous type, Will.
Think about how many more years you have left of productive ovulating.
You must practice a lot.
I was just taking the opportunity of intermission...
Nah, not that much. Just on the Internet only.
We'll get back to you.
I have only one more demand.
# It's as common as something that nobody knows #
where the girl hasn't been all over me to spend more time with her.
Those songs are great appetizers to my main course.
# Oh, yeah ##
# Ain't no way #
Will you come back and visit?
The category: Hermaphrodite Nazi Sympathizers.
Oh! I'm loving this.
# La, da, da, da, da-da #
- spreading your fairy dust all over the place. - Will you just give it up.
in Calcutta in 2001.
Although I am enjoying my second career...
And then I felt terrible because I realized it was just my jealousy...
- You're kidding. I've never seen you on there. - You wouldn't.
I'm such a better singer than everyone else, so I know how it feels.
- Okeydokey. - It doesn't change the fact...
Isn't that great?