Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Um, sure, I guess.

And I call this union...

to destroy the Glee Club.

I'm sure you're wondering why I called you all together here in the dead of night...

We do it to everybody. And we think that because it's done anonymously...

Aretha's my kryptonite.

# Ain't no way, baby #

Is it league or legion?

# You're missing me #

- Yeah, and everyone actually likes me. - That's your problem.

but you have no idea what it's like to work your butt off for something...

- I was all kinds of awesome. - Yeah!

and I'm not saying that it's better than being loved.

which I guess he's legally entitled to...

You do now. Admit it, I'm handsome...

- you know you have it. - Have what?

I thought you'd never ask.

So, can I perform with you guys?

# It ain't no way #

which would usually result in them kicking me in the groin.

Hey, Mercedes. Can I have your shoes?

- was on the other team. - I'll take Deadly Cyclones, please.

I think I just have to clear my head.

# It ain't no way, it ain't no way, baby #

as a small-time medical marijuana dealer...

Seriously, it's weird.

Guys, I hate to say it, but I think we have to buck up.

To turning tables

and have everyone, even your friends, ignore you.

# No, I won't ask you #

Oh, of course I did. I spent three years sending hate mail to Debbie Gibson...

We bribed her with Dots.

- # Need you? # - # Know that I need #

but it's actually a really good lesson for us.

There's no way that she's singing in our auditorium. She's the enemy.

You sent her to a frickin' crack house.

Dustin Goolsby, coach of Vocal Adrenaline.

and we're having some trouble accessing some of it.

Why don't you get back in there and turn some of that jeering into cheering?

# On the feet of a queen of the hearts of the cards #

- and probably just as diseased. - Just my type.

- Truth about what? - It's none of your business, J. Lo.